Profanation
Recent bookmarks
-
The Wedding Band by prizewinningfruitcake
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
15 May 2026
Tags
Summary
Obviously Matt’s aware that Jay looks good in a suit. It’s more something about the way he holds himself, still and straight, self possessed. That's not a Jay posture. It’s the weirdest thing, it makes Matt feel almost starstruck – so much so that when their eyes catch, it punches the breath out of him. There’s Jay, regular, but there’s someone else too, also Jay. That's when it catches up.
Maddy and her friend think Jay is his boyfriend. That word, boyfriend, crashes into his head so hard that for a split second he’s afraid he said it out loud. Earlier, Jules asked how long have you two been… and Matt, assuming he knew the end of the question, said since we were like 12 or something. Jay heard that happen. Not only that, he played along. They grinned at each other conspiratorially about it.
The only reason Matt would ever go to a family wedding is if he and Jay could get a show at The Rivoli out of it. The plan: Play the wedding, bring the house down, and get his cousin and her friends to book them for an after party. The part where they pretend to be a couple, threatening decades of load-bearing repression, comes out of nowhere – at least for Matt, it does.
Bookmarked by Profanation
29 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Just a little soupçon of fake dating, as a treat!
-
why tonight, why tonight? by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
20 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
“I met a dental hygienist that was wearing a dog collar when we first got here, we danced and then he gave me a mint from a little baggy. It made sense that he’d carry those around, but then…” He just shrugs.
“Oh, Birdie,” He laughs, but it’s desperate, like a cry for help from the bottom of a well. “Was it - minty?” His voice sounds three octaves too high.
“I couldn’t tell. It’s so loud in here.”---
Matt and Jay plan to enthrall the Rivoli’s new booking agent at a gay club. Jay accidentally takes ecstasy thinking it's a breath mint, and Matt is subjected to torments previously unique to the trenches of WWI. It's going to be a long, long night.
Bookmarked by Profanation
19 Apr 2026
-
Twin Flame by looseends
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
09 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
Jay was having trouble adjusting to the present.
Bookmarked by Profanation
10 Apr 2026
-
7pm showing of cloverfield at cineplex by ingydar
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
02 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
The apartment is the kind of quiet that means Jay has a girl over.
Bookmarked by Profanation
03 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
In the throes of temporary blindness, Matt asks Jay for some help. Jay obliges, after a fashion.
"This is a trick," Jay says, wrenching his sleeve out of Matt's hand and crossing his arms. "You're just, uh, trying to get me to touch your dick so you can call me gay. I bet you don't even have to pee."
"You're gonna find out how bad I need to pee in a second," Matt says, oddly threateningly.
Bookmarked by Profanation
03 Apr 2026