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“If Sakura is hurt, Felle can heal her!” Mokona says, “right, Felle?”
She tries not to flinch at the gazes directed at her. Is that what her role in the group is, a healer?
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AKA Felle wakes up in the middle of serious plot, not knowing anything. Somehow, that’s the least of anyone’s concern.
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“I am in need of a private secretary. Someone capable of supporting my duties and official engagements,” Lord Phantomhive tells her. “Is that something that interests you, Cousin Heloise?”
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AKA: The Emotional Cost of Living With Your Estranged Relative, But You Are The Estranged Relative, The Story
Heloise works for Ciel and slowly learns why her father distanced himself (and consequently her) from the Phantomhive family.
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Caught in a Bad Fauxmance: Understanding Celebrity PR by Procrastinatorial
Fandoms: Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
01 Sep 2023
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“My name is Ciel Phantomhive. This is my audition tape for the role of The Earl," a boy with dark hair says to the camera. The video shakes a little bit like someone is holding the camera with unsteady hands.
The boy brings a cup of tea to his lips, drinks, and then sets the cup down.
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My take on a Social Media AU featuring an OC
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Might 2.0 by Procrastinatorial
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Jan 2021
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Buildings on fire. Sirens wailing in the distance. A horde of demonic monstrosities from the depths of hell attacking the city.
All of this is usually the fault of one alien supervillain by the name of Valka. Dubbed All Might’s archnemesis, bane of his existence, and also Best Dressed Villain for 5 years in a row now. They go a long way back. Longer than any of All Might’s other non-long-distance friendship actually, which says a lot more about him that he’d like to admit.
But back to the main problem at hand; the city is under attack by an army of monsters, which, to everyone’s horror, is not Valka's fault.
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Or: All Might gets an evil doppelgänger and it's not looking good for everyone in Japan.
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Home is not a place, it's the people. by Procrastinatorial
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Nov 2020
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The boy is still ranting about how Class 1-B is better than 1-A despite Valka’s hot glare. She clenches her fists, temper rising with every word out of his mouth.
“What’s your problem?” he challenges her.
Patience snapping, Valka pulls her fist back to throw a punch. “Do you not know who I am you—”
In record speed her classmates bodily held her back as Kaminari steps forward with a nervous laugh. “That’s Valka. She’s got some superiority issues, but she’s cool.”
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In other words:
Class 1-A with the addition of a student with severe superiority complex. Just a bunch of heroes-in-training dealing with extreme courses, puberty, teenage angst, and a literal villain terrorist organization.
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My fic for the Kurofai Gift Exchange 2014 - "Fai attempting to teach Kurogane his language but failing miserably." Some snapshots of various worlds in which Fai doesn't quite manage to convey the subtler nuances of Old High Valerian to a Kurogane who is really only interested in being able to insult his enemies.
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04 Apr 2026
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Or preserving the memory of a matter. The Phantomhive family faded to obscurity with the sudden death of Ciel Phantomhive in 1890 until researchers begin to dig into the enigmatic and mysterious Earl. This is the record, or parts of it anyway, of the search for understanding.
But some secrets are meant to stay buried.
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- Part 1 of mors non est finis
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03 Jun 2024
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In the Blitz of 1940, the butler left the manor at last. Somewhere out there, his boy stopped needing him.
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20 Sep 2023
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In the days that followed, Olivia finally understood that story behind Phantomhive Manor. Sebastian had stayed there since his master's likely demise, a demon masquerading as a human for so long that he had forgotten what he was. Every child he came across resembled his boy, the immortal image he had created for Earl Phantomhive, a child with dark hair and one blue eye.
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The Avenging Earl and Super Butler by Idonquixote
Fandoms: Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 Aug 2015
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It was just another day in upper Manhattan for two century-old demons. Until Sebastian receives a letter from S.H.I.E.L.D. Naturally, he discards it. And naturally, Ciel, his brat of a master, has other plans.
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20 Sep 2023
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Well, Fury had him beat. Ciel was going back into the game. Without a word, the imp jumped out of his seat and landed on the table. Watching Sebastian’s eyes widen, Ciel ripped off his own business suit, revealing the Avenging Earl’s final costume.
“Sebastian, fetch my cape!” He reached into the drawer and pulled out the Earl’s goggles.
“Young master, you were wearing that the whole day? When-”
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After Sebastian consumes the soul of Ciel Phantomhive, he starts to notice changes, needs he didn’t have before. Namely the desire for a companion that can last.
Over the following century, Sebastian and Grell grow closer, sharing a promise that doesn’t look like love to others but is something they may be able to keep all the same.
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06 Sep 2023
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heartbreak feels good in a place like this :)