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    Why I’m Wednesday Addams’ Type

    1. Intelligent
    2. Kind
    3. Determined
    4. Protective
    5. Werewolf Abilities
    6. Good kisser

    OR

    Wednesday says Enid isn't her type.

    And Enid is totally normal about it.

    Because she likes boys.

    So…yeah.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    “You do not know me?”

    The woman’s voice is thick, low and accented with a lilt Morgana has never heard before. Rough, but pleasing to the ear. It rumbles over Morgana’s skin, leaving gooseflesh in its wake.

    “I –“ Morgana hesitates, thrown off by the question. She clutches the runestone harder. As a last resort her plan was to try to send whoever was summoned back through the rift if they proved disagreeable, but this woman is even more formidable and yet somehow less threatening than Morgana could have imagined. “The spell was to find the most powerful being in creation. I didn’t know who would answer the call.”

    The woman frowns. “Me? Not her?”

    “Who?”

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    In a desperate attempt to reclaim her throne, Morgana casts a dangerous summoning spell to call for aid. When the call is answered by a woman with no name and an even stranger story, the façade of vengeance and control that Morgana has cultivated so carefully begins to fall apart.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    “So you’re saying,” Hannah says, giggling, “if this kind of show suddenly got very queer, you’d go on one to piss off your dad.”

    April rolls her eyes, laughing. The girl on the TV takes off the guy’s shirt, while the cameras zoom in.

    “Sure, Hannah. If they ever make one of these tropical shows where they just hire hot dumb people to fuck, but for lesbians, which they won’t, I will be the first contestant to audition.”

    Or, Sterling and April both happen to be cast on the new season of Too Hot To Handle.

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    17 May 2026

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    When Penelope warns her friend Eloise that Marina has a plan to seduce Colin all in an effort to get pregnant by him, the two of them create an elaborate plan to kidnap Colin.

    Together they keep Colin locked away in a remote cottage with Penelope for a month while Eloise investigates the truth. While Penelope relishes in finally spending time with her long time crush, Colin reveals a plan of his own that he has been dreaming of when he wakes up alone with Penelope.

     

    **This is a Dark Polin Fic. Please do not read if this is not your thing.**

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    15 May 2026

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    Despite the tags, any toxicity and darker elements are completely reciprocal. Their combined, humorous incompetence is instead funny, not disturbing.

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    Being the account of Captain Jade Hasegawa, Federal Worlds Starfleet Ranger Corps, her landing in the North of Westeros in the year 298 AC and her exciting adventures dealing with the politics and personalities of the Seven Kingdoms as they transition from peace to war.

    Oh yeah, and the ice demons from beyond that want to wipe out all life and warmth. Them too.

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    13 May 2026