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there you go, making me a liar by Probably_Not_Captain_America
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games)
23 Oct 2022
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“Oh, you’re terrible. Be glad the Masters aren’t around, they’d have told you off for flirting,” Bastila laughed, clearly a little flustered, and Revan knew she shouldn’t be doing this, whatever this was; this served no purpose, had no ulterior goal, but seeing Bastila smile, feeling her radiance in the Force shine just a little brighter with her laugh, it was…intoxicating.
Revan just smiled, eyes half-lidded, and for a terrible moment, it seemed so inviting, so frighteningly easy, to just draw Bastila into her arms and kiss her, here and now.
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Darth Revan, in her civilian disguise Halina Jerre, is having increasing trouble keeping up her façade of indifference towards Bastila Shan – the young Jedi is oh so alluring and makes no effort to reject Revan’s casual advances. As much as she wishes to give in, however, Revan cannot allow herself to be distracted from her mission, not when the Star Forge is nearly within her grasp.
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V looks anywhere but Goro’s eyes.
“…thanks, Goro. For – for everything, I guess.”
Goro huffs indignantly. “V, now is hardly the time to –“
V cuts him off.
“No, this is definitely the time. I’m dying, Goro. I’m living on borrowed time, anytime I fall asleep could be my last. At any fucking moment, I could keel over and when I get back up, my body belongs to a shitty rock musician turned terrorist from the 20’s, cause there’s tiny little fucking robots in my head turning my brain into literal soup - that is, the part of my brain that wasn’t torn away by a small calibre bullet. So you know what, yeah, this is absolutely the time.”
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When V rescues Takemura from the collapsing hideout after their meeting with Hanako Arasaka takes a disastrous turn for the worst, he refuses to let the injured ronin run off by himself, instead taking him out far into the Badlands. Under the flickering neon light of a dingy motel bathroom, they wrench stray bullets and reluctant confessions out of each other – and perhaps the old dog can be taught some new tricks, after all. -
and if you wake up feeling happy, you're doing it wrong by Probably_Not_Captain_America
Fandoms: Star Wars, Star Wars Legends: Tales of the Jedi
11 Mar 2021
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He stood up, more or less dragging Ulic up with him. Ulic nearly tripped, the blood loss rapidly taking its toll, but he managed to keep his footing.
“Don’t bother. It can’t do much –“ another wave of nausea, but Ulic persisted “—do much anyways. Just hand me a kolto pack and I’ll be fine.”
In that moment, Ulic felt his knees buckle underneath him – but Exar was faster, catching his arm before Ulic added unnecessary bruises to his already impressive repertoire of injuries.
“I’ll take the liberty of doubting your word here,” Exar said grimly, loosening his hold but not letting go entirely.
“Can you walk?”---
In the battle over Koros Major, Ulic Qel-Droma suffered a magic-infused shrapnel wound that has resisted all attempts at healing - at least, so far. As it turns out, having the galaxy's leading expert on Sith Alchemy as a Master does come in handy on occasion.
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so tie a ribbon round my arm and throw me in by Probably_Not_Captain_America
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Tales of the Jedi, Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Jan 2021
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Ulic propped himself up on one elbow, settling back against the pillows. The rustle seemed to startle Exar, or maybe he only now deigned to take notice of his Apprentice – he paused, hand frozen in his hair. After a moment he resumed, half turning his head towards Ulic.
“Look who’s awake. Slept well, I presume, Qel-Droma?”
The sarcasm in Exar’s voice was dripping, but somehow, the words lacked their usual bite, as if he could barely summon the energy to be spiteful. He sounded – tired.
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Ulic Qel-Droma has always had a bit of a fascination with Exar Kun’s unusual hairstyle. One sunny morning on Yavin IV, he decides he’s curious enough to ask about it – and learns a few unexpected things about the Dark Lord. It would seem they’re really not so different, after all. -
be careful making wishes (in the dark) by Probably_Not_Captain_America
Fandoms: Star Wars, Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games)
03 Nov 2020
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can't be sure when they've hit their mark
---But Revan does nothing. She just stands there, her shoulders shaking oddly, and there’s a sound accompanying it –
She’s laughing.
Revan is laughing, louder now, wholeheartedly laughing in the face of Darth Malak threatening her.
When she's calmed down a little, she’s actually wiping tears from her eyes, still grinning wildly.“You people will believe literally everything.”
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Revan, in her persona Halina Jerre, has successfully deceived the Jedi – and everyone else – into believing her sincere turn to the Light Side, despite retaining all her memories of her life as Dark Lord of the Sith. Her carefully laid out plans to use this to her advantage are thrown into jeopardy by the untimely confrontation with her former apprentice Darth Malak. The conflict escalates when Revan’s true identity is finally revealed, and more things than just her past are brought to light – and in the eye of the ensuing storm is Bastila Shan, forced to question everything she’s ever known.
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If it's in the moment by Probably_Not_Captain_America
Fandom Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
08 Jan 2020
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Cloud is the mercenary hired to kill Sephiroth, one in a long line sent on such a suicidal mission. But the chemistry between him and his supposed enemy could be his downfall... or the only thing to save him.
Bookmarked by Probably_Not_Captain_America
19 Jan 2026
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When Sephiroth came to Cloud in any way, it was with the accompaniment of rain. Over the years, this made rain into a trigger for Cloud, who experiences debilitating flashbacks whenever it rains. Tifa couldn't help much, but maybe Sephiroth could fix it.
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15 Jan 2026
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Sephiroth hunts Cloud through the night, and not with a fight in mind.
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29 Dec 2025
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Things go differently during the confrontation in the Nibelheim reactor.
(Gods need someone to worship them.)
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21 Dec 2025
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Haunted by AsreonInfusion for sephcounttheways
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
30 Jul 2017
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Cloud doesn't manage to win the fight in Advent Children. Sephiroth takes advantage.
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