PrincessOfPie
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"So, you're going to ruin your niece's baby shower with flowers in the wrong color?" the florist, Stiles, asks when they reach the counter. He pulls out a binder and starts flipping through it.
"Not ruin. Mildly inconvenience," Peter says.
"Right, messing with a hormonal pregnant woman seems like a great plan."
"To be fair, her fiance and the father of her baby is my ex-boyfriend," Peter says. "And we weren't broken up when they started 'dating'."
Stiles looks up at him in surprise. "And you're still getting her flowers?" he asks.
"It's under duress, I assure you," Peter says. He absolutely wouldn't be here if his alpha hadn't ordered it.
"Well, shit, yeah, let's get you some purple revenge flowers," Stiles says.
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22 Apr 2026
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The Gold Standard by Jackedrabbit
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Nightwing (Comics)
26 Apr 2026
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A flash of something pink and shiny catches Jason’s eye, crunched in an aluminum ball and stuffed in the camper's door handle.
Oh shit.
“Wing, what does that wrapper say?”
“Why?” Dick drawls over the engine's death rattle, barely glancing up from his Twitter feed.
“Just read the fucking packaging,” Jason snaps back.
“Nerd’s Rope, 400 milligr- Jason did you give me a fucking edible?”
____________________________________In which the Red Hood attempts a union bust, suffers from Biblical road rage, smuggles drugs over the U.S-Mexico border, and cusses out Richard Nixon. Order of events not specified.
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- Part 1 of My Circus, My Monkeys
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08 Feb 2026
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This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.
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Derek really wasn’t exaggerating earlier. Sincerely, nobody but him has touched his dick in a whole goddamn year. He thinks he’s actually beginning to forget what it even feels like, to have something wrapped around him that isn’t also attached to him. And with the added buzz of the alcohol in his system – not enough to wreck him, but enough to make him feel a little lighter, a little looser – well...
Well. Maybe it’s not so insane after all, that he finds himself considering this right now.
“I am straight, though,” he feels the need to reiterate.
“Okay,” Stiles says slowly. “But, like, really, I mean – a mouth’s a mouth. Right?”
Fresh off the back of being dumped, Derek agrees to strike up a friends-with-benefits situation with Stiles, his best friend and roommate. It doesn't matter that Derek is straight - it's just sex, after all.
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16 Aug 2025
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Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything.
Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows.
With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.
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11 May 2025
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Ancient Fire by AnaWayne
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
10 Feb 2026
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Bran Stark knew that it wasn’t enough. So he decided to use his sister’s dormant yet growing magic to change the history of the House of Dragons before its fall.
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- Part 1 of Ancient Fire, universe
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15 Nov 2024