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Bleed the Water Red by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Oct 2015
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Peter and Deadpool are held captive by a super-villain that has an inclination for torture. After she boasts her untarnished record at never having hurt a child or teenager, Peter is forced to break the truth to both her and Deadpool.
“Did you know I have a perfect record?” The villain collects a rusted pocket knife, tracing it up Peter’s arm, over his shoulders, down to his collarbone, as though considering where to cut. Peter focuses on controlling his breathing, fear twisting awfully in his belly. “You may look down on me, Mr. Spider-Man, but for all the righteous suffering I inflict, I’ve never hurt a child. Not once.”
“Y'know, I don’t think you do,” Peter blurts. At his words, Deadpool's stare intensifies. “Have a perfect, non-child harming record, that is.”
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09 Jun 2026
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han yoojin: internet meme by Sorbus
Fandoms: 내가 키운 S급들 - 근서 | S-Classes that I Raised - Geunseo
14 Nov 2023
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His deadpan face, incomprehensible sense of humour, and the fact that he doesn't drink water are all reasons for Han Yoojin to make a splash in the landscape of internet jokes.
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Peace of Mind by BrightShadow
Fandoms: 내가 키운 S급들 | The S-Classes That I Raised (Webcomic), 내가 키운 S급들 - 근서 | S-Classes that I Raised - Geunseo
07 Jun 2025
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Sung Hyunjae swings by to visit Hun Yoojin for a very important not at all bullshit talk that's not an excuse to dig up what may very well be Yoojin's oldest secret.
Yoojin can't say he appreciates it but it's not like it matters very much to him.Bookmarked by PretendThisIsaName
04 Jun 2026
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There's a new Red Hood in town, and it's not the Joker. Bruce checked.
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- Part 7 of Batfamily Week 2023
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It’s a regular morning in the newly-reunited Hargreeves household. Vanya’s got the flu, Klaus and Ben are finally taking that beach day, Luther’s trying to find a new hobby, and all seems to be going well now that the siblings have returned to 2019 without an apocalypse hanging over their heads.
It’s an average morning in the recently reunited Hargreeves household. Vanya’s got the flu, Diego is spending a day cooking with Grace, Five finally gets a new wardrobe, and everything seems to be turning out just fine now that the siblings have returned to 2019 without an apocalypse hanging over their heads.
It’s a normal Hargreeves morning: Vanya’s got the flu, Luther’s trying to find a new hobby, Allison is getting caught up in a decades-old feud between Reginald and a high-ranking government official told via long-forgotten letters, and everything seems to be pretty normal now that the siblings have returned to 2019 without an apocalypse to worry about.
But what’s going on with Klaus?
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22 Apr 2024
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""Alright listen up!” Klaus said, throwing open the door to Five’s room without even a cursory knock. “Something is going on and once again it’s one of these fucking things that’s to blame!”
Five looked up, annoyed, but the reprimand died in his throat when he saw Klaus was brandishing a dented black briefcase at him."