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    In which the flaming sword of the Principality Aziraphale, Guardian of the Eastern Gate and Defender of Humanity will most certainly not stand for being given away a second time. No, the angel in question doesn’t get a say in this.

    Or: The Bentley had to be well-loved to learn how to love its Master in return. The flaming sword had loved its Master from the Beginning, and now it wants to come home.

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    29 May 2026

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    It starts in Eden and ends the spring after the Notocalypse. Friendship! Romance! They get to have fun! And then they get chewed up physically and emotionally, I don't make the rules, that's just life! Job satisfaction porn! No smut! Abusive work environments! Weaponized customer service!The Guardian Angel of Queers, and Soho, and Crowley! Perfect for downloading and reading when you have the flu! Author writes well but cannot write dust jacket copy to save her life!

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    21 May 2026

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    Ducking incredible

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    Warlock faces an emergency, and he can't get in touch with Crowley.

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    15 May 2026

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    While at Pride in London, running from his homophobic father, a boy named Ben Shander runs into someone who he's sure couldn't possibly help him.

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    14 May 2026

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    It is far too easy, Crowley reflects, to mistake Aziraphale as a helpless, hand-wringing bookshop keeper. It is far too easy to think him prey. Three evil men make the mistake. The angel clenches his fists and there's a crackle in the air. Crowley can read the signs. And he knows how this is going to end.

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    13 May 2026