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“Uh-huh,” Shane said doubtfully. “You look like you could sleep through a haboob right now.”
Rozanov froze and looked at Shane like he was insane. “You are fucking with me.”
“What?” Shane said, plastering on his most innocent expression.
“The fuck is a haboob? You are making up fake words. Making fun of poor immigrant.”
“You– you don’t know what a haboob is?” Shane blinked at him innocently.
“I know what a boob is. Obviously, I do not know this fake made-up word. ”
OR: Shane owns a Polaroid camera, and this changes some things.
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- Part 1 of The NHL’s Worst Nightmare
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16 Jun 2026
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Shane is having a bad evening. The whole week had been shit, actually. But being in an extremely public place with hundreds of people chattering and most of them touching or talking to him and the lights and his sock is weird and no, I don't want a tray of fried hors d'ouvres or a third glass of champagne-- well.
A storm is brewing. And only David and apparently Ilya Rozanov of all people can see what's coming.Bookmarked by PopeOrange
16 Jun 2026
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A squawk, followed by an incensed, “Jesus! It’s Hayden! Hayden Pike! Shane’s best friend? A guy you’ve played against for years?”
Oh. This is… not good.
Ilya very slowly lowers himself down on the bed, spine straight. “Why are you calling?”
Pike huffs. “Trust me, I don’t want to be.”
“Okay, then, why? How do you know… Lily?”
A beat. Then, “You’re Lily.”
Protectiveness rears its ugly head. Severely, Ilya declares, “This is none of your fucking concern.”
“He’s asking for you.”
OR: when Shane gets hurt on the ice, Hayden Pike reaches out to Boston Lily.
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- Part 5 of ejo + hr
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15 Jun 2026
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Happy Birthday, Ilya by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Jun 2026
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Hazy: Happy birthday, Roz!
Bood: Happy birthday, Cap!
Barrett: Happy birthday!!
Dykstra: It’s your birthday!
Haas: Happy birthday, Captain! You are the most wonderful hockey player and leader, and I hope today is your best birthday yet ❤️
Ilya: Well, it’s not, so your wishes mean nothing.
Bood: Okay. Well.
Bood: Looks like we are feeling a bit dramatic today.Hazy: Do you want to expand, or how can we best support you?
Ilya: I will expand even though it is incredibly painful to do so.
Barrett: Oh, goody.
Ilya: My husband.
Ilya: Shane Hollander.
Ilya: The supposed love of my life.
Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets.
Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog.
Ilya: Forgot my birthday.Bookmarked by PopeOrange
15 Jun 2026
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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14 Jun 2026