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Tripod Grace by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
04 Jun 2026
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Grace pushes himself back from the micro-scope, a movement he has done many many times before without any problems. This time, though, his clumsiness makes him fall back.
Generally, Grace is okay at catching himself. Most of the time he tries to pretend he didn’t trip, or simply yells “I’m fine!” after he straightens up.
Grace doesn’t catch himself. He falls, and his body hits the ground, and Rocky hears horrible, terrible snaps.
Grace’s body is not supposed to make those noises. They are breaking noises.
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On the way to Erid, Grace takes a tumble and breaks something. Rocky has a bad time.
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[podfic] Here With Me by iamwish by daisydiversions, daisydiversions_events (daisydiversions), EchoandtheVaskians, Faeriel_LovesCats, Gavilan_collabs (Gavilan), jennisais-pods (jennisaisquoi), KeriArentikaiOddpods (KeriArentikai), kisahawklin, LadyEn_Multipods (LadyEn), OtterlyChrys, PolynomialPandemic, The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2026
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Wen Qing finds him on the roof of where he’s been staying, nursing a jar of Sishu’s wine.
“Wei Wuxian! What are you doing up there?”
Wei Wuxian hasn’t had nearly enough wine to get tipsy, let alone drunk enough for his words to slur, but he slurs them anyway for nostalgia. “What if Lan Zhan doesn’t fall in love with me?”
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Wei Wuxian finds himself in the past, a few months before the Gusu Lan lectures, and decides that his best shot athiding his traumafixing the future is faking his own kidnapping and asking Wen Qing who all he needs to kill before she or someone she trusts is in charge of QishanWen. Clearly, he thought this through.Or: Wei Wuxian creates a No War!AU, and then he has to live in it.
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[Podfic] cards on the table by PolynomialPandemic for GracefulLeopard
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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Tim's parents faked their deaths and fled the country years ago, but neglected to take him with them. He spent some time on the streets, and now at 16, he makes a living as a fortune teller, stalking and hustling the shit out of Gotham's elite by telling them eerily accurate fortunes based on the information he gathers about them.
His life is peculiar but he wouldn't change a thing. When he gets booked for the big Wayne Halloween party, however, he finds himself getting all tangled up with the Waynes, and the more fortunes he tells, the tighter the snare becomes.or: Tim just wanted to scam Gotham's elite, not end up on the Batfamily's watchlist. But it seems they just won't leave him alone..
Podfic of cards on the table by wesslan.
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[Podfic] I Learned To Drown Young by GLeoPods (GracefulLeopard), PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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“I’m kinda fucked either way, if the pit's wearing off.”
No. No, he’s not, because Dick refuses to let him go.
“I’ll kill Ra’s Al Ghul myself if I need to,” Dick says, and means it with every fiber of his being, “I’m not letting you die again.”
Jason watches him carefully, like Dick is a porcelain vase about to topple. “The Pit didn’t revive me,” he says slowly. “You know that. I won’t die if it wears off.”
“You’re just going to take this?” He demands, pushing himself fully upright and staring Jason down, disbelief warring with his fury. ”You, Jason fucking Todd, are going to lie down and let yourself fade away? Just like that?”
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The effects of the Lazarus Pit are wearing off.
Jason didn't want any of the Bats to know he was deteriorating, especially not Dick. But now that he does, nothing can stop Dick from trying to heal his brother.Except, maybe Jason is saving Dick as much as Dick is saving Jason.
Podfic of I Learned To Drown Young
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[Podfic] Three Guys Go to a Bar(and then they Beat You With It) by PolynomialPandemic for Oceanbreeze7
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 May 2026
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“Well, it seems a bit funny…” Shinsou’s drawling voice trailed off, becoming slightly sharper by the word, “...that the three students with the most villainous quirks were set up for this.”
Tokoyami jerked upright. “You do not mean that-.”
“Oh he means it,” Bakugou growled out with narrowed eyes, “ pencil-ass set us up to play his goddamn villains because we’re good at it.”
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Aizawa assigned Tokoyami, Bakugou, and Shinsou to play as the villains in the end year exam against the rest of the class.
Aizawa accounted for Bakugou's rage, Shinsou's asshole tendencies, and Tokoyami's self-esteem.
Aizawa did not account for the pure, unholy wrath, of three very petty teenagers who like to make a point.Podfic of Three Guys Go to a Bar(and then they Beat You With It) by Oceanbreeze7.
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turn the lights off by GLeoPods (GracefulLeopard), GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
14 May 2026
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Red Hood Tim and Jaybin!
fics are placed in the series chronologically (but may not have been posted that way)
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came back cryptid by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
09 May 2026
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A World Without Sunlight (Hope) by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
12 Apr 2026
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Weapons–people trained from a young age to act as a tool wielded by an organization–are not uncommon in the criminal underworld. A good Weapon is strong, obedient, and efficient. A great Weapon is reliable, smart, and loyal.
The Demon, Ghost, Hooded Jay and Shrike are all good Weapons. But together, they're great ones.
(Together, they're also brothers.)
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An AU where Jason and Damian bond in the League, which alters Jason's Red Hood priorities once he returns to Gotham :)
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"across : beyond : through" by notquiteaghost by Aether (writerproblem193), AppleSapling, BobreyShuffles, BubblesKat, ChaosKiro, deepestbluesky, Flowerparrish, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), Ghost_writing (Yuurei), GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), horchatapods, InklingDancer, kbirb, litra, LittleRedRobinHood, LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), mistbornhero, Moonlovingvampire, PolynomialPandemic, Ravin_Pods (Ravin), read by (horchatapods), sisi_rambles, Spindoctor, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), voiced by (kbirb), with (ChaosKiro), Yuurei, Yuurei_collabs
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU
10 May 2025
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On the way to Erid, after things have calmed down, something happens to me.
I’m scared.
Like all the time.The effects of everything he's experienced catch up to Grace.
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05 Jun 2026
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do it again, do it again by UpsideUmber
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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"Grace, question?” Rocky says from his tunnel.
“Yeah?” I peek my head up, wiping nonexistent dust off my pants. The storage compartment was almost completely sterile, but I needed something to do with my hands.
“All okay, question?” There’s a slight quiver in the notes of his voice that I’ve come to recognize as hesitance.
“Of course, buddy.” I laugh disbelievingly, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Ryland finds Yao’s gun and he is perfectly normal about it, thank you very much. He’s only been stuck in the same environment eating the same meals everyday for a year now. He’s fine.
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03 Jun 2026
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A New Place To Be From by 7sign7
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 Apr 2026
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Grace’s first days on Erid are not easy. In fact, he’s so sick and wounded from starvation, scurvy, and an almost-crash that he barely remembers it. What he does remember is the betrayal and pain that he experienced on Earth.
Lucky for him, his best friend left him in good hands. Now if he could only figure out who that is and if he’s safe with them.
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03 Jun 2026
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as you've always been by Spades (bumblingbees)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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“Who complained about you eating, question?” Someone must’ve said something. He’s had so many visitors in the last couple of days. Who was it? Grace has never questioned this part of himself. Grace huffs at me.
“No one! I’m just trying to be polite! Eridians have special soundproof eating rooms, shouldn’t I?”
“You are not Eridian!”
He doesn’t need to meet our standards; he’s his own species! Some things he might need to change in his daily life to adapt to Erid life, but his food habits don’t need to be one of them. My words don’t comfort Grace like I thought they would. Grace shrinks into himself, and I wish I were on his side to hug him.
or the Entities provide Grace with a culture teacher to prepare for life on Erid and he gets his first taste of Eridian inhospitality.
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- Part 2 of When it’s over, you’re the start
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when it's over, you're the start by Spades (bumblingbees)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Apr 2026
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“Hey! It’s a lot up here, okay? It’s a normal response to stress.” He rubs a hand over his face. “Okay, I cried a lot down there, too. But not in class! Not if I could help it. But having to say goodbye, gosh, I’ve never been good at that.” Grace laughs, but it sounds sad. His mouth is shut firmly, and he leans against my ball. He’s so soft, his body melds to the side of the xenonite with ease. “I can’t imagine what a mess I’ll be when—” he cuts himself off, but I know what was coming next.
I’m not sure how I’ll be when we say goodbye either. It didn’t seem like it’d matter so much at first, after all, if we part ways, it means we succeeded. I’d be going back to Erid, to Adrian, to home. But I’d be leaving behind Grace. The thought of that is unpleasant. It sinks deep in me; the emotion is painfully familiar. It’s been a long time since I’ve had anyone to mourn losing anyone again. I don’t want to think about it, I’m not ready.
or 5 times Rocky feels something for Grace. 1 time he does something about it.
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- Part 1 of When it’s over, you’re the start
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03 Jun 2026