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I'm a Gambling Man by PoisonedBonez
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
07 Jan 2026
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“Hey, I know what I saw, you cheater,” John states with all the finality he can muster up at 4am.
“Oh, please. You were barely paying attention after that,” Yelena laughs quietly.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” John says dumbly, teeth back on the straw of his juice box. He sucks hard to avoid talking, willing his strength back so as to not crush the damn thing.
Yelena puts her PopTart in one hand. John must’ve been too focused on the happy memory to notice her opening the package. She brings her phone out from under her pillow with the non-PopTart hand. John watches as she unlocks it, the facial recognition somehow allowing her in, despite the complete lack of light. She turns it around and hands it to John. He takes it, faced with a picture of himself.
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Bucklecup: I really like your moustache. it’s very girthy. really solid.
Eddito: girthy?????????????
Eddito: did you just text me at 7pm on a wednesday evening to tell me my moustache is GIRTHY????
Bucklecup: honestly, i’m kinda surprised you haven’t blocked me yet, eds
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Buck gets drunk-dared to send Eddie one cheeky text every day for 50 days. Eddie loses his mind. TW for the cringiest pickup lines in existence.
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12 Jun 2026
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“But… you’re straight.”
Eddie snorts, taking a sip of his beer. “I am well aware of that, Buck.”
“So why do you want to take me on dates?” Buck asks incredulously. “Won’t that make you uncomfortable?”
That makes Eddie sit up straighter, a frown playing on his lips. “I already told you that you being into men changes nothing between us. I meant that.”
“Okay, fine, great. That doesn’t mean you have to start buying me romantic dinners.”
“I don’t have to do anything,” Eddie points out. “I want to. At the very least so that you understand what romance really looks like and don’t settle for a dickwad like Tommy ever again.”
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OR: After his breakup with Tommy, Buck tells Eddie all the ‘romantic’ things Tommy did for him. Eddie is not impressed and takes matters into his own hands.
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AKA: The Buddie Romcom Fic
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10 Jun 2026
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you don't smile anymore (you don't greet me at the door) by spiritsontheroof
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
26 Mar 2025
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“Listen,” Buck says when the silence has stretched on too long to bear. “I’ll talk to you tomorrow, alright? Get some sleep.”
“Wait,” Eddie says before Buck can hang up. “Just – take me to bed with you.”
Buck pauses. “What?”
"Not – Jesus, not like that. I just meant – if it’s bothering you to be alone, then you don’t have to be.”
“Eddie,” Buck says, filled to the brim with so much fondness he’s afraid he might burst. “You don’t have to do that.”
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Buck can't sleep. Eddie helps.
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08 Jun 2026
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Just for a second, I remembered myself by Romanoff_mylove
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 Apr 2026
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Mike has finally made it as an author. But writing about your own past can get complicated, especially when fans start to draw conclusions that point Mike in the direction of the person he's been writing about all along.
And living life is hard. Especially when you're doing it all on your own. But grief and love are a lot more similar than you might realise. They both tend to wake us up from the monotony of our lives.
OR: Mike has a horrible time, which somewhere along the way turns into a wonderful time.
Podfic version by Sahana: https://archiveofourown.org/works/83941371/chapters/221295601
Russian translation: https://ficbook.net/readfic/019ce7f9-31da-7933-8df9-83a19fad21d6Series
- Part 1 of Just for a second, I remembered myself
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04 Jun 2026
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“What is wrong with your dog?!” Lance shouts, his furious blue eyes narrowed as soapsuds slide down his face. Keith tries his hardest to keep his gaze stuck on Lance’s face, to prevent it from slipping down the glistening, bare skin of his chest that melts into his abs.
“He’s a wolf, not a dog,” he replies. Beside him, Kosmo howls as though he’s agreeing with Keith. Lance shoots a glare at Kosmo and he shuts up promptly. Then his glare turns on Keith and he regrets ever opening his mouth.
“Your cosmic pet drops you into the middle of my shower and that’s what you’re arguing about? The semantics of his species?” he snaps, throwing up an arm in frustration and sending suds flying. One lands on Keith’s hair. “Get out!”
He shrugs, his gaze snagging on Lance’s broad shoulders. “It’s not anything I haven’t seen before.”
“Keith, get out!” he shrieks, grabbing a bottle of shampoo and hurling it at him. Keith manages to duck in time before it slams against the wall where he was standing seconds before.
Five times Kosmo spontaneously teleports Keith to Lance’s side, and the one time Lance returns the favor.
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28 May 2026