PoemInTheDark



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    “You need to stop!” She finally managed to gasp after several thick swallows, once her pipes were cleared. 

    “Wh-” she didn’t let him question her as she slammed her fork down on the kitchen island. 

    “I- I know you’re not doing it on purpose, Malfoy, and it’s fine in the pub where it’s neutral territory- but we’re in your kitchen, and I can see your socks, and that’s very intimate, and how you’re acting- like- like you like me, it’s making me think things and- it’s confusing. Is this because I mentioned the thing about human contact and the milkman earlier?” She took a heaving breath and wished to all the gods she had just kept the chicken in her mouth. “Sorry,” she finally spoke after a tense silence, “I didn’t mean to shout.” 

    Draco Malfoy blinked at her for a solid minute. It looked as though he was picking over every word she’d vomited at him. “I do like you,” he finally said, in a very neutral tone. 

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    A funny little one-shot where Hermione is Autism Coded and Draco is Smitten.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    At 11 years old, Hermione’s life is abruptly turned upside down when she is forced to make an impossible choice: trust either Bellatrix or Severus, both of whom are strangers, and both of whom claim they want to save her from the other. With no idea what to do, Hermione puts her trust in the only other person present, a small boy with white-blonde hair and, unbeknownst to her, seals their fate for the foreseeable future.

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    21 May 2026

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    Stuck sitting through a boring meeting, Hermione decides to practice her newly-developed skills of covert Legilimency, but she gets way more than she bargained for when she spies on a particular coworker's thoughts.

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    Draco is having an explicit sexual fantasy about Hermione at work.

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    08 May 2026

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    Post War Hermione meets Post War Draco. One has zero fucks left to give and one has had zero fucks since the War. What will be brewing when an unexpected Potions assignment leaves them alone in the storeroom for several days, a vial of Polyjuice sitting secretly in one's pocket?

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Draco Malfoy isn't superstitious, and Hermione takes that personally.

    What follows is a very bad, no good, absolutely cursed Friday the thirteenth.

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    13 Apr 2026