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    Crowley is insanely jealous over Aziraphale's relationship with Oscar Wilde. He brings it up and they both get down. This work was inspired by the photo edit linked below, which I frankly find painfully hot. I hope you enjoy!

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    07 Jun 2026

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    He left Crawly on the wall, pleading care for the exiled humans, and wandered into the desert, alone. When night fell, he made himself a little fire, and sat hugging his knees and thinking about God, and flaming swords, and apples, and apple-red lips. He stared at the fire, worrying his tongue between his teeth and twisting his fingers, and almost didn’t notice the lonely figure approaching out of the moonless shadows to the west.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    In the immediate aftermath of the Nope-Let's-Notpocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale tentatively begin to move on, hoping Heaven and Hell will leave them alone in the wake of both of their failed trials.

    Of course, nothing could possibly be that simple.

    It isn't that Gabriel or Beelzebub have actually figured out how the trials were subverted...but boy, do they THINK they have it figured out. Thankfully, it won't take much to keep them in the dark.

    (Crowley and Aziraphale just have to spend eternity together, pretending to be in love with each other. All Crowley needs to do is make sure Aziraphale never finds out that everything he's saying and doing is true.)

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    02 Jun 2026

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    After falling (fighting?) their way into bed, Aziraphale expects smooth sailing for them. He simply may have... forgotten to discuss that expectation with Crowley.

    And Crowley has a way of leaping to the exact wrong conclusion.

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    30 May 2026

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    Aziraphale likes eating Crowley out at least as much as he likes enjoying a particularly nice brioche.

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    29 May 2026