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The Hunt for the London Guide by house_of_lantis
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), The Sentinel (TV)
25 Dec 2025
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In a world where Sentinels are humanity’s genetically heightened protectors and Guides are the empaths who balance them, James Bond, 007, stands as the Alpha Sentinel of London, powerful, disciplined, and dangerously unanchored after years without a bond. His perfect counterbalance has been beside him all along: Q, the brilliant but reclusive Quartermaster, whose sarcasm conceals his true nature as Edmund Montgomery, a Neural Architect-class Guide capable of harmonizing an entire city’s psionic network.
Years ago, Edmund survived a forced-bond attempt by Raoul Silva, a rogue Sentinel serving SPECTRE, leaving him scarred and in hiding. When Silva resurfaces to hunt the mysterious “London Guide,” Bond and Q are thrust into an alliance that tests every boundary of loyalty and control. Together, they must face Silva, stop a psionic war that threatens to consume the city, and confront what it truly means to trust.
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- Part 1 of Directive VALKYRIE
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14 Apr 2026
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Sarah says the words to win. You have no power of me. She wins.
And then she doesn’t leave.
Stuck in the Goblin City until Jareth figures out why she is still there, Sarah begins her journey to become Queen of the Goblins (unknowingly, of course).
The goblins adore her, Jareth loves her (but won’t admit it) and Sarah just wants, well, she doesn’t really know what she wants.
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04 Sep 2025
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How, how, HOW will you meet your bride?
One short WinterShock meet-cute fic for each of the scenarios mentioned in Jason Webley's wonderful song "Meet Your Bride."
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- Part 1 of Meet Your Bride
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- English
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- 26,295
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- 11/?
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- 523
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Bookmarked by PhoenixCastle
06 Nov 2024
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The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect
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- Part 1 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
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- English
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- 64,326
- Chapters:
- 33/33
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- 75
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- 8,386
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16 Jul 2024
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“I bet you can’t name five things that make me an attractive option.” Q cocks his head, as if considering Bond. “We can’t all seduce our way to as long a trail of broken lovers as you. Even at your advanced age.”
Q thinks Bond is incapable of actually being offended, hence why he feels safe to throw aspersions his way. Indeed, Bond’s eyes register surprise, then they crinkle in amusement.
“I bet you I can name six.”
“Hmm?”
“Six reasons why our dear Quartermaster is a catch. Number one, you’re incredibly charming.”
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Or, what if Bond crashes Q’s date that night and never bloody leaves. A slow burn following NTTD and beyond, including Bond and Q discovering what they want in life and how to be the kind of people that can hold onto it.
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- English
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- 114,085
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- 15/22
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- 419
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- 25,570
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27 Dec 2023
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Endurance by 1MissMolly
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
02 Feb 2024
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MI6 is under attack. M was almost blown up and Q reported killed. Bond is tasked with finding out who is responsible. Meanwhile, Sherlock Holmes has gone missing and John calls upon an old friend to help find him.
But things are not as they seemed. And Bond and Watson will need to work together to find out the truth before England is brought down.
And why did Q kiss Bond.
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27 Dec 2023
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Raoul Silva sacrifices Q to the startlingly hot demon James Bond. It doesn't go as expected.
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27 Dec 2023
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Three of Swords by Zaphrina
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
25 Jul 2021
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Darcy is a struggling college student and Tony has more money than he would ever know what to do with. Their sugaring relationship will change over time when the events of Iron Man and Thor occur.
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05 Dec 2023
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Darcy has a baby.
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05 Dec 2023
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Tony hires Dr. Foster on the spot and offers to fly her and her equipment back to Avengers' Compound. Darcy counts as equipment, right?
A Canon Considerate retelling of the Romantic Comedy Pretty Woman with Darcy Lewis and Tony Stark with a surprising lack of prostitutes.
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- Part 3 of RomComikaze
Bookmarked by PhoenixCastle
05 Dec 2023
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Antler Guy Saga- Original Format by erinnightwalker
Fandoms: Antler Guy (Sculpture/Tumblr post)
24 Apr 2019
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Its hard, living in suburbia. Its harder when your neighbor is an eldritch abomination.
This is the original raw text of my Tumblr posts about Antler Guy and Neighbor Steve. Enjoy.
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- English
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- 10,763
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- 13/13
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- 490
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- 4,830
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Bookmarked by PhoenixCastle
08 Oct 2023
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'til the cows come home by varygud
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Aug 2023
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"A gigantic snout loomed over Gideon. There was a rancid exhalation of air, and a purple tongue licked her slimily from chin to eyebrows.
'Harrow!' Gideon yelped. 'What the fuck?!'
'God is dead,' Harrowhark intoned, 'And the lady of the tomb has blessed us.'"Or, Gideon and Harrow figure out how to take care of eighty-two cows, and themselves, in that order.
This fic is part of TLT Big Resurrection Event 2023!
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- English
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- 10,241
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 38
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- 437
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Bookmarked by PhoenixCastle
08 Aug 2023
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M held out the file in her hand and Q automatically took it.
“It needs the new Quartermaster’s signature”.
The reminder of the Major’s death, the kindly old beta who saw him for him, brought tears to his eyes, and he desperately hoped that the smoke would hide it.
“... Okay. Who do I give it to?”
“It’s quite a few years ahead of schedule, and quite frankly I’m not even sure if it’s going to work, but Boothroyd always spoke highly of you and you are one of the very few TSS workers still remaining. I’ve spoken to R, the only survivor with seniority over you, and she is quite adamant to remain in her current position with your approval... Which leaves you”.
M held out a pen.
“Quartermaster”.Or, “I don’t just have one alpha”. Q grinned, bloody and feral. “I have nine. They’re called the double-0 program; perhaps you’ve heard of them?”
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- English
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- 321,740
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- 94/?
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- 8
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- 5,015
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- 6,351
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Bookmarked by PhoenixCastle
03 Jun 2023
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I'm Gonna Show You Crazy by ifwewerestars
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Batman - All Media Types, Suicide Squad (2016), Marvel Cinematic Universe, DC Cinematic Universe
06 Jun 2022
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A new, confused wave of fear washes over her.
Holy shit.
The Joker likes her.
Now what?OR: the one where the motherfucking Joker of Gotham kidnaps our favorite fandom bicycle and kinda ends up falling just that little bit in love with her.
Bookmarked by PhoenixCastle
21 Dec 2022
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We Gladly Feast by vamprav
Fandoms: Addams Family - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Mar 2020
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The first time Steve sees Darcy Lewis he freezes because while she looks normal enough he knows an Addams when he sees one.
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- English
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- 3,260
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- 1/1
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- 18
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- 163
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- 5,121
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- 39,859
Bookmarked by PhoenixCastle
28 Nov 2022
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Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy blonde hair had dragged in more danger to the title than it had previously possessed
Enter MI6's new Quartermaster: an unassuming, bespectacled genius with no mind for subterfuge but plenty of genius behind a dry smile. Curious 00-agents and young boffins don't always mix in predictable ways...
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- English
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- 118,362
- Chapters:
- 23/23
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- 19
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- 1,883
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- 9,753
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Bookmarked by PhoenixCastle
04 Sep 2022
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Love and Other Hazardous Materials by luchia
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
24 Nov 2012
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"This is just getting ridiculous," M says when he finds Q trying to put motorized circular saw blades into a briefcase.
(Or, Q and James Bond love their jobs so very, very much.)
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- English
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- 3,590
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- 1/1
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- 12
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- 271
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Bookmarked by PhoenixCastle
01 Sep 2022
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“That’s not how you flirt!” she reprimanded him and turned to Bond, talking like she was letting him in on a secret. “He’s not very good at that, but he would love to be yours for tonight,” she then pushed Q so strongly he toppled over on his knees and landed right in front of Bond, bracing himself on his forearms. Q laughed – it was his usual response when he was so high on adrenaline – but as he made a move to straighten up, Bond’s strong, calloused hand landed on the back of his neck, gripping and pushing him down, and Q’s laughter died as his breath rushed out of him.
“Would he?” he heard Bond’s voice above him. Then, closer up, aimed at him: “Would you like that, Q?”
Q shivered, pleased and scared and turned on in a way only he could get – when his whole body responded but his mind wasn’t on anything sexual.
He nodded his head as much as he could in the firm grip, and Bond’s fingers relented in their strength. Q wished they didn’t.
“Alright then,” James let him go and Q straightened up. “Follow me.”Series
- Part 1 of Ace
Bookmarked by PhoenixCastle
04 May 2022
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Working with double-ohs is like herding cats. Q might be the first quartermaster who can actually do it.
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- Part 1 of Herding Cats, Knitting Hats
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04 May 2022
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Q was a little, he wasn't incompetent, he didn't need to be little all the time, and if HR sends him one more 'polite advisement' about taking time off to be in littlespace, he's going to tank their entire department on his day off, and tell his minions not to fix it till he got back. He was done with their shit. Just done. They weren't medical, they weren't any of those dumb MI6 hired therapists, they had no right to tell him when he needed time off.
Thankfully, when you're this cute, and this brilliant, just about every double-oh is willing to bend over backwards to help. God, he wished he knew that sooner.
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- Part 46 of A Million Ways To Enter a Big/Little Relationship
- Part 1 of Safety, and Teddy Bears
Bookmarked by PhoenixCastle
04 May 2022