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  1. Public Bookmark 58

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    penelope wins a romantic holiday package mere days after a breakup. colin volunteers to tag along so it doesn't go to waste. neither of them are prepared for how committed mallorca is to the bit.

    one free trip. one king bed. absolutely no emotional consequences, right?

    right?

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    19 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Penelope Ann Featherington has it all figured out. She is 23 years old and after having exactly one gap year and four years at uni, she has a boyfriend, her best friend living with her, and a job lined up in her field of choice. On paper, everything is perfect. So why does her body hold so much tension?

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    19 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 63

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    Penelope Featherington knows these three things to be true:

    1) She has no time or interest in swiping right on any dating apps to find her elusive soulmate
    2) Inventing a fake perfect "boyfriend" is the only way to get her nagging mother off her back
    3) The perfect man only exists in her fantasies

    So when he suddenly appears on an ordinary day, corporeal and literally manifested straight out her dreams, what the hell is she supposed to do?

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Penelope Featherington has only felt two things in life, her mother's disappointment and the love she felt for Colin Bridgerton. Sophie and Simon looking on can feel the utter despair every time Portia says something degrading, even when she laughs it off. Sophie and Simon understand after their own upbringings and keep an eye on things. And everyone can see she is hopelessly in love with Colin, apart from Colin.

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    15 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    “But when am I getting married? And who am I getting married to?” 

     

    “More like who would want to marry you?” Prudence mumbles as Philippa snickers along unkindly. 

     

    Penelope frowns, for a moment she wonders if her mum will tell Prudence to stop, that being mean also isn’t ladylike, but she doesn’t do that, she just ignores it. “Well, you’re a little too young to be getting married right now, that will have to wait until you’re a bit older, but as for who you’re going to marry… I suppose we’ll have to wait and see.”

     

    Two days after the wedding, Penelope knocks a boy off his bike by accident with her yellow hat. He laughs with her about it instead of yelling at like she’d assumed he would, and the moment she hears his laugh she knows that she’s met the love of her life, and the minute she opens the door she tells her mum that she knows exactly who she’s going to marry one day.

     

    She’s going to marry Colin Bridgerton, the flowers said so.

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    At nearly every single wedding she goes to, Penelope catches the bouquet. These are the various times it happens, and a couple of times when it doesn't.

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    12 Jun 2026