Persnickety
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Because endings are always at least a little sad...
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That One Time Dumbledore Was Bored... by Persnickety
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Aug 2024
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What /does/ Dumbledore get up to during the summer hols?
THC Microdrabble,
House: Slytherin
Class: Care of Magical Creatures
Category: Challenge II
Prompt: Albus Dumbledore / Newt Scamander (Platonic)
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THC, Round 6, Drabble
Slytherin, Care of Magical Creatures
Prompts: Dialogue - "If I could turn back time and undo what I’ve done…"
Word Count: 996Beta thanks to GreenGecko
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Ron is late for his study session with Hermione...and Hermione is not best pleased.
I've long hated how Hermione enabled her friends to cheat from her hard work. So I decided to...rectify the situation.
Thank you, Ash, for the beta!
House: Slytherin
Class: Care of Magical Creatures
Category: Standard
Prompt: “What do you mean, ‘I thought you were dead’?”, Homework -
The Longevity of Secrets, or: How I Learned about Werewolf Olfactory Superiority by Persnickety
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Aug 2024
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THC, Round 5, Drabble
Slytherin, Care of Magical Creatures
Prompts: "You're not allowed to be here!"
Word Count: 863
Warnings/Trigger Warnings: Hairy wolf; wolf Harry! Sirius and Remus Live, I was totally punch when I wrote this
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Draco Malfoy still feels like a late-night Hogwarts rumor, wrapped in the ghost of cigarette smoke and a polished, almost dangerous form of temptation, as if every trace of him were designed to linger in the imagination. And honestly, they didn’t call him the Slytherin sex god for nothing.
It turns out the Hogwarts rumors were far more real, deep and long than anyone ever wanted to believe... long, deep, and unsettlingly real, the kind of truth that doesn’t announce itself outright, but seeps through in whispers, in implication, and in everything left deliberately unsaid.
*smirks in Malfoy*
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15 Jun 2026
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When a strange curse gives Hermione unusual symptoms, she’s forced to consult treatment from one of the world’s foremost dark magic healers.
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16 Mar 2026
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“I need you to have sex with me.”
Draco stared at her, sure he had misheard. “Pardon?”
Hermione looked up at the ceiling, taking a deep breath. “I have it on good— I have heard— oh bloody hell,” she muttered. “I’m bad in bed. I need practice.”
His lungs had entirely stopped working. “Practice,” he repeated dully.
“Yes, practice.”
“At sex.”
“At sex.”
“And you came to me why?”
“Because what else are we going to do here this month?”
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- Part 1 of call it what you want
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09 Mar 2026
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Threatened with the loss of her trust fund allowance, wild child Pansy Parkinson takes her mother up on an offer she can't refuse: a job at the Ministry of Magic as personal secretary to tightly wound bureaucrat Percy Weasley.
The job is demanding, and so is her boss, in ways that Pansy never could have imagined.
When their mutual desires begin to spin out of control, how will Pansy convince her boss that sometimes, the only rules you need to follow are your own?
A loving tribute to the pure and criminally underappreciated magic that is the ParkWeasel ship, and the 2002 film Secretary.
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- Part 2 of Workplace Shenanigans
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05 Mar 2026
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Three years after leaving Hogwarts, Hermione is at the top of her field and presenting a breakthrough potion at a worldwide conference in Paris. When there are threats on her life by a radical wolf pack, she's assigned security for the week. As fate would have it, her security just happens to be the same man who was her first love.
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Bookmarked by Persnickety
18 Feb 2026