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    The current Parkour Champion is, well, an asshole.

    Seawatt, EMF, and Tec want him, to... uh, die. So, what better way than to unleash the Parkour Villain that even makes the Parkour Champion freak out at the mere mention of him?

    Issue is, they find him, but... he seems to be just this lame, average guy named Evbo? (He's kind of cute though.)

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    22 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    "I see you too," Seawatt muttered, placed a calculated finger under their chin and lifted it up towards his face. "You pout after him like a lost puppy. He became God and made you his Champion. We're both indebted to him now. Aren't we pathetic?"

    "We both love him," EMF stated the obvious. It shut Seawatt's sneaky mouth, leaving a taste of satisfaction in theirs. "It's not going to work out for either of us."

    (Second chapter is out!)

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    22 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 84

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    “You trust me?” Evbo asks, his eyes full of light and laughter and everything M’s come to love in several months. He’s floating just a few inches above the void, his new netherite boots glowing faintly with the runes etched into them. Around his head, a faint, dark purple halo glows around his head, power radiating from it. It suits him in a way that M doesn’t think could ever have suited the previous parkour god, which makes him wonder if that’s some sort of heresy. Probably is. But hey, if it’s heresy to feel a certain–

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    a champion and his god, trust, and learning to create together.

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    22 May 2026

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    The thing about time is that it's relative. If something happens in one moment it also happens in every moment throughout all of its existence.

    That is to say that when a fraction of a fraction of the King slips into Avery's mind on New Year's Eve, Avery also wakes up a year prior with omnipotence, a world's worth of grief, and his best friend's real-life address burning in his head.

    Along the way he picks up a baseball bat. It's a necessary provision for smashing Derek's laptop into a thousand pieces before he can so much as launch Minecraft.

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    Time Travel (sorta?) Fix-It

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Avery stares at his screen. He stares at the regular old Minecraft death-screen—one without a respawn button. It only taunts him, you died! you died! you died!

     

    TheMostMayo was doomed to fall by d3rlord3.

     

    Somewhere, in Avery’s town, his saviour is falling to pieces.

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    09 Apr 2026