Pattersplash99
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- Vampires SMP (6)
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“Oh right!” Shelby lets go of his hands and he misses the pressure immediately. She fumbles through her bag before pulling out a hair brush. “I… wanted to brush your hair?”
“Ooookay? Why?” He asks.
“Well, you don't have a reflection anymore, do you? Kind of hard to make sure it's neat without one?” They argue, wandering over to the one rickety chair he keeps down here and pulling it into the center of the room.
It's a good point, but- “My hair is always messy though?” He's never been particularly great at caring for it.
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Avid's just been turned, & Shelby decides to check in on her fledgling.
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- Part 5 of Patter's Shelvid Prompt Week 2026
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I don't know about YOU, but when MY SIRE died shortly after I was turned, I spent the next 200 years working towards achieving her dream instead of burying myself like I wanted to. by Pattersplash99
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
22 Apr 2026
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A beat. Until the grating noise of heavy stone dragging against stone echoes throughout the space. Purple eyes dart up to find the lid of the coffin being pushed to the side by a pale, slender hand. A thud shakes the room as the slab impacts the ground.
The individual stares at the coffin intently, waiting in baited breath to see the creature sealed away six hundred years ago, taking the combined effort of humans and witches to ensnare. Will he even get to make his case? Or will he be dead before he can get a word out, a fitting end for someone foolish enough to release an Elder Vampire. The idea, the risk, makes him even more excited.
Finally, a form rises from the coffin.
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Shelvid Starter Vamps first meeting
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- Part 4 of Patter's Shelvid Prompt Week 2026
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They call her Demon Tamer. The young ruby haired carney with the obsidian beast hanging off her every word. The joyous Jester whose jokes charmed a malicious monster. The girl who didn't need to make a deal with the devil.
Their name is Shelby, and they've been part of this Circus since they were six years old.
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- Part 3 of Patter's Shelvid Prompt Week 2026
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Shelby hums. “I've not dealt in the business of names before, can I trade it for something?”
“Uhh, yeah? Why would you not?” He rolls his eyes as though it's obvious, despite the stories being of stolen names. Though they guess the people unaware of what they were losing are louder to complain. The Pixie continues, “So long as the trade seems equal, I'll gladly barter for your name!”
“Can I have your name?” Shelby requests impulsively.
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- Part 2 of Patter's Shelvid Prompt Week 2026
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It felt like every loop someone new betrayed her.
She'd grappled with the idea of if she could bring herself to forgive a Pyro or Owen that had not killed Avid. A few loops later Shelby was no closer to an answer and had added Martyn, Pearl, and Cleo to the list. Then Ren and Sausage, then Apo and Abolish. Doctor Legundo. Each and every one betrayed or wronged her in one of the many loops. They struggled to separate the feelings in their head towards all these different versions who they'd never get closure from and the person in front of her in that moment.
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Put Shelby in a timeloop that resets at dusk the day Avid dies and watch this character that was so entwined with everyone's stories lose the thing that drew people to her in her desperate efforts to save him.
Series
- Part 1 of Patter's Shelvid Prompt Week 2026
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Patter's Shelvid Prompt Week 2026 by Pattersplash99
Fandom Misadventures SMP, Vampires SMP
23 Apr 2026
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That Time my Mom Got Reincarnated as the Crawling Chaos by VampireBadger
Fandoms: Persona 5, Persona Series, Persona 2
27 Jan 2024
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"If there was ever going to be a time for us to agree to a truce," Philemon says. "This would be it."
For long seconds, the question hangs in the air between them.
There is a clear sense that Nyarlathotep is about to say no. In many universes, he does. In these other worlds, things continue along without the intervention of either power.
But in this world, the force of chaos wavers, and shrugs with several dark tentacles. "I suppose," he says. "Why not?"
Or:
Nyarlathotep, Philemon, and the Phantom Thieves.
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10 Jun 2026
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What if Igor and Lavenza couldn't reach to Joker in time?
What if Akechi wasn't chosen to be the one who destroys the world?
What if Morgana WAS late?Something really wrong is happening in Tokyo and a teenager who is on a criminalogy intership programme is determined to solve the mystery of sudden mental shutdowns.
With the help of a human in denial, who can hide in his bag.
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- Part 1 of Morgana was latte 🐾
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Bookmarked by Pattersplash99
05 Jun 2026
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Sumire frowns, and steps closer before kneeling before the tank. There is something inside, obscured by murky green liquid. Once she’s level with the figure she can at last see them.
Or rather him.
Her breath leaves her chest in a rush. Surprise and shock crash into her. Because floating in the tank, hidden from direct view from the door by tables, is an unconscious Akechi-senpai. Or someone who looks exactly like him.
Bookmarked by Pattersplash99
29 May 2026
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stay (with) the princess by cryptidlatias, spaceyFeline
Fandoms: Persona 5, Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
26 Apr 2024
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You’re on a path in the woods. At the end of that path is a cabin. In the basement of that cabin is a Princess. You are here to slay her. If you don’t, it will be the end of the world.
(She will lie, she will cheat, she will do everything in her power to stop you from slaying her. Don’t believe a word she says. No matter how familiar she seems, you haven't met her before.)
A normal retelling of Slay The Princess, with absolutely no substitutions whatsoever. (If the Narrator is to be believed, that is.)
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29 May 2026
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After leaving the Phantom Thieves and finding a new protégé, Morgana swears nothing short of a well deserved apology will make him return to the Phantom Thieves.
He never counted on such an emergency with Akira calling him back sooner.
(The chapter titles are all the song in a playlist that fits the mood of the chapter!
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWCX5qvdPAdhIt1VSlXENQPBx1tjh7-Cl
Be sure to check it with all updates for potential bonus tracks!)
Series
- Part 2 of Palace Ruler!Joker AU
Bookmarked by Pattersplash99
28 May 2026