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A raunchy dare from one of the residents of Fromville, Victor 2.0. as some call her, encourages the Cowboy Creature to have a different approach when stalking his favorite victim.
He’s always been smarter than the bunch, the most human to an extent, and it allows for some diabolical fun. It becomes a problem when his so-called “humanity” increases, perturbing the status quo of Fromville and the entities taking charge of it.
Cowboy Creature x FMC centric, minor Jade x FMC. Plot points that happen during the seasons as normal are mostly in the background/mentioned/implied, but there are major deviations after ch8. Starts around the end of S2 and goes into S3.
Severe Trigger Warning: the monsters…act like monsters. If SA triggers you, please don’t read chp5 and 7.
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I Don't Like You, But I Love You by P_I_Staker
Fandoms: Dune (Movies - Villeneuve), Dune - All Media Types, Dune Series - Frank Herbert
04 Mar 2025
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This fic is the Dune equivalent of Arrested Development.
It’s an odd match, considering the Bene Gesserit spent thousands of years for the union to take place. Katerine Atreides, pouty middle-child princess, uses her naivety to entice her betrothed. Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen, psychopathic heir, is more than willing to make her his newest pet. Two very different, yet similarly petulant, children are to make a God between them. But, it becomes obvious they were made for each other.
Starts slow as they meet each other before the wedding. Then, suddenly, you're in the sandy Arrakis trenches with a pregnant couple foaming at the mouth. Obvious AU, but there are reasonable Dune-aligned consequences for the changes I'm making.
You may enjoy this story if you're into:
- possessive, obsessive, jealous, touch-her-and-die MMC
- an FMC who is not anywhere near as innocent as she makes herself out to be
- a tone that gets darker the longer it goes on
- a tasteful (or concerning) amount of feral fucking when the slow burn actually starts burningBlanket TW: Characters (including Feyd) are NOT NICE. There's lots of killing and the other Archive Warning in the first line.
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Peacemaker once said that men know within ten minutes of their first date if they would marry the woman or not.
Adrian just saw Buffalo 66. He had a brilliant, spur-of-the-moment decision to pair with Peacemaker’s advice.
She saw him without his mask. So, kidnap the woman. Totally rational.
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Sakura and Her Years of Wonders (Horrors) by P_I_Staker for AnnySakuraRuiz
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
17 Aug 2024
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Sakura is a totally normal kunoichi. Her morning routine is as follows: she wakes up, develops a panic disorder, argues with a fictionalized version of herself, styles her hair, thinks for too long about Ino, goes blind from competitiveness, sobs after almost stepping on a snail, denies having any feelings about a certain orphaned jerk, and, more frequently as of late, rages against another orphaned menace, this time of the orange jumpsuit variety, and that's all before 6am training. Busy, busy. Then, fate decides to pick up a sledge-hammer and make things even worse.
This is a re-write of Naruto in a way I would have liked to see, given the atrocious plots Sakura was afforded. I like to think of this as 'evening the playing field', giving her a bit of a power boost, so it's more like a trifecta, and not a story of Sasuke vs Naruto (plus the third wheel awkwardly standing in the corner). I also tweak her personality, because there's no way Kishi's selling me an insecure little girl with anger issues who also unabashedly dotes on a boy who rejects her every advance. That ain't real.
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Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by P_I_Staker
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Apr 2024
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Tom hated Violet. She succeeded far too much for a mudblood. He has to do something about the insult, he couldn't possibly stand her doing better than him, not even in a single class! So he plots her downfall. But, first, he has to get close to her, earn her trust, become her 'friend'.
And, then he accidentally falls for her, as much as a psychopath is able. She will haunt him, his greatest possession, for years to come.
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You survived your first 100 days. You found a surrogate family, made some sense of normalcy out of the chaos.
And you thought you knew all you needed to about the creatures. Their faces, their tricks and tactics.
You knew the best way to avoid their attention was to keep your head down and your fear hidden.
Until the night you saw a new face outside. Your curiosity got the better of you as soon as you saw the goddamn cowboy hat.
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Look, I have no idea how to summarise this. But there will be canon-typical dark themes alternating with a strangely chipper tone because I mostly write when I'm heavily sleep-deprived.
The Creatures will act like themselves, even if they have a particular fondness for a certain somebody.
Trigger warning: there will be non-consensual/SA themes later on.