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Too- to a Higher Degree than is Desirable, Permissible, or Possible; Excessively. by ReadstheRoom
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Aug 2025
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Long, slim fingers, find the relentless punch in her chest, pressing back, soothing it.
“Breathe, love. Breathe, Hermione.”
Hermione. Has she ever heard this voice say her name? It’s like silk, like liquid metal encasing her in armor and demanding she relent.
“Fuck this. I am getting you out of here.”
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Minister for Magic, Hermione Granger, has a panic attack mid press conference. Only one person steps in to help.
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Now available in Russian: https://ficbook.net/readfic/01984304-3ead-76ae-abba-ebd9e5cda73f
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27 May 2026
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NOW COMPLETE!
Hermione was just trying to have a normal Tuesday: feed her overly dramatic cat, open a definitely-dangerous ancient armoire, ignore Cormac McLaggen until he wanders off to do whatever it is useless men do.Instead, she got: A surprise heist, four suspiciously well-coordinated intruders in designer cloaks, one ancient book radiating “murder me” vibes and a front-row seat to what can only be described as a magical boyband breakup under extreme stress.
Inside the warehouse: Chaos, spells, and a near-bludgeoning featuring one decorative bust. Outside the warehouse: Harry Potter with 36 Aurors, a plan held together with sellotape and rage, and Ron Weasley seconds from committing murder on live Prophet coverage.
It’s like Ocean’s Eleven had a baby with Die Hard and gave it a wand, a trauma bond, and a lot of feelings no one is emotionally equipped to handle. The intruders say they want the cursed object. Hermione suspects what they really need is group therapy, juice boxes, and a very long nap.
The Vault is: 50% tension 30% sarcasm 20% bad decisions and 100% one Gryffindor witch with a coin-based panic button saving her own damn life while the wizards argue about tactical logistics.
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26 May 2026
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The Witch Who Burned Backwards by HogwartsMaster98
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Oct 2025
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When a forgotten book sends Hermione Granger spiraling through time, she lands in 1981 — on the edge of a war not yet won. Armed with dangerous knowledge and haunted by fire, she’s determined to change the ending.
But the past has teeth.
And time never gives without taking.Series
- Part 1 of The Witch Who Burned Backwards
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22 May 2026
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Hermione Granger survives the war only to discover that the Ministry has decided her reward is a deeply horrifying Marriage Law.
Worse, Ron's betrayed her and if she does not choose a husband immediately, the Wizengamot will choose for her.
Fortunately, Viktor Krum has been waiting for her for years.
And remember when Hermione saved that dragon? Magical Eastern Europe takes that sort of thing very seriously.
Now Hermione is no longer just a war heroine, she’s favored by dragons, tied to old magic, and at the center of something much larger than the Ministry understands and once she's healed they will have regrets. Many regrets.
Enter magical Bulgaria: a thread-seer, ancient rituals, terrifyingly competent house elves, wyld magic, dragons, ridiculously attractive quidditch players, enchanted parties, political chaos, protective Krum family, and enough ritual magic (um sex magic) to make Britain collectively faint.
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17 May 2026
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Public Bookmark 2399
Mystery Work
Part of don't worry about it
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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09 Mar 2026