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  1. Public Bookmark 86

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    David is... less than pleased to learn the team building retreat is mandatory.

    He's even more annoyed when the bus that shows up to take them there looks like it should have been decommissioned in the 70s.

    When he learns his roommate for the trip is the accountant who's been bothering him since he joined the company? He doesn't know how he's going to get through this.

    Why couldn't Stevie have just faked a broken leg?

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    10 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    All David wants to do is sign Marcy Brewer on to sell her amazing fudge at Rose Apothecary. Unfortunately for him, her very snippy, business consultant son gets involved. In an effort to win both Marcy and Patrick over, David invites Patrick to spend some time in the store and on a vendor trip. There’s snow forecast for the day of the vendor trip, but it’s Schitt’s Creek and it never snows. Right?

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    08 Jun 2026

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    The Wingmen are back for their first tour since 2012, and it’s probably your last chance to see iHeartRadio’s Throwback Song of the Year, “I’m Not Here (For Your Sister)” performed live. With the latest news about Sebastien Raine’s sudden departure from the once popular boy band, you might even be able to find a ticket to the sold-out shows, as long as you don’t mind that they’ve replaced Seb with some guy you’ve never heard of. (His name is Patrick Brewer, he plays guitar, and you really won’t mind, trust us). As if that wasn’t enough, rumors are also flying that Patrick may be taking over Sebastien’s place in the heart of the Wingmen’s most fashionable member, David Rose, after Wingnuts circulated photos of them sharing a steamy embrace. We’re still not convinced it’s love, but stay tuned for all the tour (and romance) updates.

     

    OR a slow burn, fake dating but secretly in love musicians AU.

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    31 Jan 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark *

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    "I could show you the ropes," David says. "I mean, not literal ropes, unless you wanted literal ropes, I do have some very nice—anyway. I could—we could do that. If you wanted."

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    29 Jan 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    03 Jan 2026

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