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    He sighed to himself and downed the glass of champagne he'd been nursing—non-alcoholic, but enough to convince anyone who might give him a passing glance. He hated this, every time he had to do it. There was one surefire way to derail anyone who began wondering whether maybe Bruce Wayne was doing more than just donating funds to Batman.

    His tie hung loose around his neck, shirt unbuttoned to halfway down his chest, laughing too easily, pressing close to everyone he spoke to, whispering in ears, playing the part, until he turned and froze on the spot.

    Clark Kent, in his signature ill-fitting suit, stood holding a notebook and pen, staring at him with barely-concealed glee.

    Bruce cringed internally. He hated this. He especially hated when it had to be witnessed by someone he actually respected.

    or: After a Gala, Bruce and Clark end up in bed together. They're friends, just helping each other out, no strings attached. Which would be great, if Bruce hadn't been halfway to head-over-heels since the day they met.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    The casual sex to oh-no-we're-in-love pipeline featuring these two disasters. Very cute, very sweet, very hot, with steadily increasing amounts of angst threading through all of it till it gets really bad and then disappears entirely. Lots of good family/fruend support.

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    In another universe, a much darker version of Batman has been holding Superman captive for a year.

    In this one, Bruce was only planning to neutralize an interdimensional threat. He didn’t plan on a rescue mission. He didn’t plan to take home a hurt, broken captive who may or may not be a version of the Clark Kent he knows. But now that he has, he needs to figure out what to do with him without putting the whole planet at risk.

    It takes Clark a while to realize he hasn’t just traded one abuser for another, more dangerous one.

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    31 May 2026

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    Incredibly visceral and charming trauma-recovery to friendship to romance pipeline with delightfully self-aware humor, lovely communication, and excellent character voices.

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    ‘I don't... understand,’ Clark finally admitted. ‘Where is this coming from?’

    ‘Selina. She has the same problem.’

    Clark blinked. ‘Her problem... is that she thinks that I have feelings for Bruce?’

    ‘No, her problem is that Bruce is in love with you.’

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    27 May 2026

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    Very adorable "have your cake and eat it too" foursome, with communication, awkwardness, sweetness, and hot smut.

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    "There was no kryptonite," Clark huffs. "I just want you... wanna be good for you."

    Clark hears how Bruce's breath hitches, catching in his throat. It only spurs Clark on.

    "I'll do anything for you," Clark swears. "I won't cum without permission. I just want you to feel good—need you to feel good. Please let me touch you, B. Anywhere, everywhere… just for a little bit. I don't even need to cum, I don't. I can just be a toy for you to use, 'til you're done, and—"

    Bruce's hand against his lips silences him instantly. He's trembling a bit, eyes wide and shaky as he regards Clark fully in the low light of his bedroom.

    He's never seen Bruce blush before. It's beautiful.

    "Please?" Clark tries again. He doesn't mind begging.

    "Fuck," Bruce swears, breathless. It looks like Bruce seems to like it, anyway.

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    Clark hasn't been able to cum for six hours, and he gets it in his mind that Bruce is the only one that can help him. For all intents and purposes, he's right!

    Or, alphas and omegas don't exist on earth. Clark has presented as a Kryptonian alpha, unbeknownst to him.

    He chooses Bruce as his omega.

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    23 May 2026

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    Absolutely insanely hot smut of Clark having a rut-adjacent experience and making it Bruce's problem (he doesn't know what's wrong but knows Bruce can help him and he's so sweet and brain-meltingly horny and just wants to be good for Bruce and Bruce is having guilt issues over being served everything he wants except Clark is clearly not fully himself).

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    Swanwick gave Bruce a level, unamused look. "Mr. Wayne," he said. "Please tell me you know why you're here."

    Bruce shrugged. "Won the lottery, and first-place prize is the government marries me off to an alien."

    (Or: in a universe where Krypton took an extra thirty-odd years to implode, Kal-El was sent to Earth as an adult, in advance of the ship containing the only other surviving Kryptonians; and a quirk of Kryptonian law means negotiating refuge, potential resettlement, and an alliance with the Kryptonians in general is dependent on marriage between a Kryptonian and a human. Bruce did what it took to make sure that that human would be him, instead of some poor unprepared civilian—but his efforts to learn more about the aliens, what they want and why they're here, and how, if necessary, to kill them ... don't go the way he's expecting them to.)

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    20 May 2026

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    Phenomenal AU, no notes