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Draco Malfoy is the Quidditch League's most controversial Chaser. Fast, ruthless, and untouchable on the field. Off the field, though? A walking scandal. He’s got a penchant for illegal broom-racing, starting brawls, and partying like the end is nigh. Now, with sponsors threatening to pull out and the League ideating his suspension, his team’s legacy is circling the drain. The solution? PR rehab. Ministry-backed and painfully public.
Enter: Hermione Granger. She’s the Ministry’s Saint Swot and the face of the Magical Community Unity Initiative, a campaign to promote post-war healing through charity, outreach, and celebrity involvement. For maximum impact (and maximum headache), she has to work with none other than notorious bad boy Draco Malfoy aka Malfoy the Menace.
For six long months, they’re stuck together doing programmes, galas, photoshoots, tense interviews, and a joint weekly column in The Daily Prophet. Cue the bickering, untimely erections, and locker room confrontations. It’s bad boy meets good girl. It’s ripe with sexual tension. It’s the cliché you love.
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Bookmarked by Nyx09
29 Jun 2026
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Five months after Harry Potter’s defeat of Lord Voldemort, the new Ministry of Magic is prosecuting Death Eaters to the full extent in the hopes of eradicating Pureblood supremacy from society. Returning as Head Girl to Hogwarts for her last year, Hermione should be feeling elated. Instead, she finds herself racked with guilt when she is unable to restore her parents’ memories and is coerced into the Ministry’s corrupt plans for punishment.
Little does she know that this is the perfect storm to lead her down the dark path of Blood Magic rituals with a certain blonde-haired, grey-eyed former Death Eater, the one wizard she hates most.
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Bookmarked by Nyx09
29 Jun 2026
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Within twelve moons, the meeting between signs Three and Six will be a time of reckoning. The defeat of the Pure-Blood with the most blood on his hands by the Muggle-Born with no blood on her hands will usher in the demise of the Dark Lord. But if the two unite, a new era of darkness will henceforth begin. Under this throne of chaos and the creation of a Half-Blood, the Order will fall and the New Reign shall defeat the Old.
After a Wartime Prophecy is revealed about Hermione Granger, the Order keeps her locked away.
But is it for her own protection or theirs?
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Bookmarked by Nyx09
28 Jun 2026
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In a world where Harry Potter has died and Voldemort has won, the Malfoys have positioned themselves at the top of wizarding society, but when a competing faction in Voldemort's ranks rises, Lucius Malfoy decides it's time to strike a bargain with those he has fought against.
And a marriage law that was meant to work against the Malfoys might be what keeps them in power...
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Bookmarked by Nyx09
28 Jun 2026
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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28 Jun 2026
