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“You want me to kick his ass?" Isaac asks, sounding probably a little too eager.
“No, I don’t want you to kick his ass," Stiles says. “Look, he’s just being a dick. It’s nothing I can’t handle."
“You’re sure?"
“Yes. Now go stalk Scott or something. Your sudden protective streak is giving me the creeps. Besides, I’ve had worse from you."
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Derek goes to pick Isaac up from school and doesn't like what he hears, so he decides to do something about it.Bookmarked by Notsofriendly_gremlin
19 Jun 2026
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“Dude, you’ve got to stop shipping lingerie to my house.”
(In which Derek is Scott’s seemingly picture-perfect cousin, moving back home to continue his education, and Stiles is WAY too horny for his own good.)
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18 Jun 2026
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“At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.”
“There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly.
Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding:
DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him
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Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.
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16 Jun 2026
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There's something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can't quite put his finger on. The way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life.
There's something weird going on in this town, and Stiles is determined to get to the bottom of it.
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04 Jun 2026
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Netflix and Chill by hitlikehammers
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Aug 2015
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In all honesty, the Team is mostly just kind of impressed that their resident fossils know the euphemism at all. Good for them, being meme-savvy and that shit.
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27 May 2026
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"What do I do?” Steve appealed into the phone. “I’m freaking out.”
There was silence on the other end of the line. It lasted so long that Steve pulled the receiver away from his ear and frowned at it. Pay phones were old. Maybe this one wasn’t working despite the obvious dial tone when he picked up.
“Ok,” a stranger’s voice said over the phone. “First acknowledge the fact that you dialed the wrong number, but be quick about it because my cab is a few blocks away from my own plans and I’m about to drop some truth bombs on you.”
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- Part 1 of Slide to Answer
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27 May 2026
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Situation: Normal by redcigar
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
07 Dec 2015
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AU wherein Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers never met, Steve somehow manages to rescue the Winter Soldier anyway, and Avengers Tower ends up with the world’s angriest duckling and a whole new brand of entertainment.
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(“He was dragging him out of the river,” Natasha argues later.
“Nat, be honest, he was going for the Full Monty.” Says Clint.
“I’m pretty sure we interrupted him in the middle of giving ‘emergency CPR’,” Tony agrees, “Or the stage after emergency CPR. Emergency Dick? Is that a thing?”
“That’s not a thing,” Natasha and Clint reply.)
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- Part 1 of All's fair in [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]
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27 May 2026
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Starks Three Son's by FastFadingFiction
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
15 Apr 2026
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After Obadiah Stane dies, Pepper Potts finds a box of files that should never have existed. Stark has three boys hidden from him for years because Stane refused to let Tony have heirs. Peter Parker is still just a brilliant kid from Queens. Harley Keener is smart enough for MIT and too broke to get there. Stiles Stilinski is already neck-deep in the supernatural, dating Derek Hale, and absolutely unimpressed by Tony Stark showing up and announcing he’s his biological father.
Tony can’t undo the years he lost. The only thing left to do is show up nowSeries
- Part 1 of My three sons
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14 May 2026
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“It depends entirely on how you look at it, I guess,” Stiles shrugs. “On the one hand, instant healing and the apparently inherited ability to pull off leather at all times. On the other, serious attitude problems and a suspicious disappearance of eyebrows.”
“Even Derek’s?” Danny snorts, “that’s a lot of eyebrow to lose.”
“I know,” Stiles agrees. “You should see, it’s so weird. Every time I want to ask him where they go, except he’d totally eat my face off.”
“There are worse ways to die.”
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10 May 2026
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“Are you this mean to all of your assistants?”
“Not always.” Derek replied. “Just to the ones who think I’m a douchebag.”
“So you are this mean to all of your assistants.”
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Derek Hale, CTO of Bionic Labs, doesn’t need a personal assistant. Laura disagrees. Enter one Stiles Stilinski: personal assistant extraordinaire, who just won’t. shut. up.
(Peter is off to the side, watching with a bucket of popcorn.)
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09 May 2026
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“My designation is 19621, sir.”
Stiles stares at him.“That's quite the mouthful. Any chance you have a, like, normal name?”
“Derek,” the cleaner says eventually. He looks at the red button on the wall and then glances away.
Stiles follows his gaze and blanches. “Dude, I’m not gonna shock you for telling me your name.”
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The new werewolf cleaner for Stiles' PhD group is grumpy and aloof and maybe a genius. As Stiles gets to know him, he can't help but wonder if there's any way to get that collar off him.- Language:
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09 May 2026
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An unexpected visitor brings news that a rival Alpha is interested in taking over Beacon Hills. This means that Derek has to travel to Colorado to convince Werewolf Society to deny that petition. Packs with a mated alpha look stronger and more stable, so Derek needs a mate. Or more accurately, he needs someone to pretend to be his mate. Enter Stiles, who is somehow Derek's best option. Etiquette lessons bring them closer together than either of them expected, and the part of Derek that is more wolf than human is starting to take an interest.
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08 May 2026
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All works in this series share the same universe and overarching plot. You can read them in chronological order to follow the full arc, or read each one as a complete, standalone work.
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"Enough," Stiles cuts in, voice cracking on the tail end. "Dad – daddy, please.”
Both Derek and his dad turn toward him in unison, mirroring each other with a, “Yes?” – one surprised and paternal, the other smugly amused.
Fuck.
This is it. His final moment. He’s going to die of mortification, right here, right now. Just bury him between the frozen cheesy pizzas and the off-brand chicken nuggets.
Carve it on his fucking tombstone: Here lies Stiles Stilinski. Killed by his own goddamn mouth.
Or: One fucking glance. That's all it took. A bored flick of those impossibly green eyes and a gruff, “You’re blocking the keg, kid.”
Gone. Absolutely, irreversibly fucking gone. Like, one moment Stiles was a person; the next, he was Derek Hale's latest conquest. It was kind of great – well, at least until Derek totally flipped the table and suddenly it definitely wasn't all that awesome anymore.
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- Part 1 of Connected Standalone Stories
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29 Apr 2026
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Get Together (Or So Help Me!) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for adara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 Dec 2018
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“You know this is just going to have them fighting the whole time, right?” Lydia asked while Laura finished setting up the board for pack night.
“Their bickering will have them realize their love for each other.”
“That’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever said,” Lydia informed her.
Laura knew it was a stretch, but she was on plan F right now. Plans A through E had all failed, and she was running out of ideas. She only had up to L, and after that, well... maybe after that, she’d bring in the big guns.
She just didn’t want to bring in the big guns yet. She wanted to try and make them realize this on their own! But they were both stupid idiots and it was driving her crazy!
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- Part 29 of Adara Birthday Celebration
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24 Apr 2026
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Stupid Say What? by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for adara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
31 Dec 2018
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Stiles shoved another bite into his mouth, glancing over at Boyd and Erica. Boyd was smiling down into his eggs benedict and Erica was grinning at Stiles.
He frowned in confusion, his chewing slowing. Tucking the food into one cheek, he asked, “What?”
“Nothing. It’s just nice. I like when the four of us come out together. Our little double dates,” she teased, stabbing her fork into a strawberry and putting it between her lips.
Stiles snorted at her comment, since this wasn’t a double date—he wished—but didn’t comment on it because he liked their outings, too. Even if he whined incessantly about it until he got there, it was always a good time.
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- Part 31 of Adara Birthday Celebration
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24 Apr 2026
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By Any Other Name (I Will Always Feel the Same) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for pandane
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
25 Sep 2020
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Stiles very slowly reached up with both hands and covered his neck as best he could before whispering, “Are you Vampires?”
“What? No.” Derek couldn’t help the small laugh of disbelief that slid up his throat, crossing his arms defensively over his chest. It didn’t matter that he was thousands of years old, or that he was bigger and stronger than Stiles was. Somehow, he was pretty sure once this conversation was over, Stiles was going to be able to crush him like a bug, and he hated that feeling.
“Didn’t you say he was smart?” Boyd asked.
“Hey,” Stiles insisted, turning to him with a glare but not removing his hands from his neck. “Vampires is a perfectly logical guess in this case. And he said I was right on the Supernatural front. Vampires are Supernatural.”
“He said you weren’t wrong,” Boyd corrected. “Not that you were right.”
“Well, the opposite of wrong is right, so...” Stiles gave him a look, but turned back to Derek relatively quickly, as if realizing he was delaying his own answers.
“We’re not Vampires,” Derek said, then let out a small sigh before admitting, “we’re immortal.”
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Or: The Old Guard AU nobody asked for (except me).
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Bookmarked by Notsofriendly_gremlin
24 Apr 2026
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Derek Hale is a weird nerd at school, he had beautiful sisters and a huge passion for wolves and blue gadgets.
Stiles was another weird nerd. One who liked comics and annoying other people.
And this is the story of the two of them.Nerd x Nerd Sterek.
(Which in the end isn’t that nerdy anymore because they have a glow up)Bookmarked by Notsofriendly_gremlin
13 Apr 2026
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My, What Big Shoulders You Have (The Better to Help You Carry the Weight) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for nohmisung
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
06 Oct 2021
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“Talia was just telling me an interesting story,” his dad informed him. Stiles didn’t have the nerve to glance over at him, because he knew no matter how much he argued, the proof was all there. The wolves had found him, Parrish had picked him up on the side of the road, he had a fucking picture on his phone. He was screwed. No point in arguing, all it’d do is piss his father off even more.
“You don’t say,” Stiles offered slowly. “What uh—you know, I like stories. Is it a uh, good one?”
“It seems to be a matter of opinion,” Talia said with another kind smile. “I hear you had quite the night last night.”
Okay, time to cut his losses. He was already fucked, all he could do was apologize and hope she didn’t press for him to get fined and arrested. Given he was her husband’s friend’s son, he had high hopes.
“I’m really sorry,” Stiles blurted out. “It was stupid and-and irresponsible and just—I am so sorry. I shouldn’t have crossed into your territory. I should’ve known better, I do know better! It was a complete lapse in judgement and I am just—I am so sorry.”
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12 Apr 2026
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Stiles met the Hale siblings when he was eleven years old. Now it has been six years since he lost his best friend Cora in the fire, and Derek and Laura left Beacon Hills.
Six years was a long time, so he didn't think he would ever see them again, but now he was wondering what the hell was Derek Hale doing back in Beacon Hills.
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- Part 1 of The fires of our youth
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07 Apr 2026
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It starts with one (evil) fox. That Stiles eats. And then Stiles becomes fox-nip, a fox beacon in Beacon Hills—fox-related shifters included.
But that’s not the point. He doesn't care about that. He's trying to woo Derek, who’s acting more secretive and…feral than usual, and Derek seems to like food. A lot.
Will he capture himself a wolf (in more ways than one) this Valentine’s or will the visitors in town get in his way?~ 🐺💘
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- Part 2 of Sterek Prompt Requests
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02 Apr 2026
