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    Why write during canon when you could just massively skim around it constantly (yes this includes the stuff sort of mid canon but none of it takes place during existing cases so it still counts)?

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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    "I'm Phoenix Wright!" He says, smiling bright in hopes to make up for being so informal. He goes to stand, but his feet snag around the pant legs and he falls flat on his face—limbs splayed out around him like a starfish.

    He hears the older ones gasp and soon he is carefully being lifted to his feet.

    "Oh," one man says. "Athena—"

    "I know," says the older woman. "It's him."

    The girl in the hat looks stricken.

    "Daddy?"

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    [Phoenix gets de-aged]

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    03 Apr 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    Phoenix visits Edgeworth's office at his request, but instead of finding a 27-year-old prosecutor, he finds a nine-year-old kid there instead.

    (Or: Help! My best friend apparently turned into a child, and now I have to get a second job to support him and my daughter!)

    (On hiatus-- sorry.)

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    04 Apr 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    When Pat Butcher answers an ad for a spacious room in a modest house (£200pm, bills included?!), he’s not sure exactly what to expect. And then he arrives and the house is actually a mansion and the owner - the elusive and mysterious Captain - is more than a bit strange. He keeps odd hours, he talks to himself, he’s always a bit sickly, he never really eats much, and he’s always wearing that old uniform.
    It makes no difference to Pat though; everyone's got their stuff and a house is a house after all. Maybe one day he’ll look back at this fondly as the beginning of an unlikely friendship.

    This is a comedy, I promise (except for when it's not).

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    30 May 2023

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  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    He had tried often to quit smoking. Miles had given him advice, and Trucy had voiced concern. He wanted to quit for her, and as far as she was concerned he had. But on nights like these, things got the better of him. So he grabbed his hidden pack of smokes and burnt a couple down to butts. It felt like it had happened more and more often since he got his badge back.

    Past Krisnix, current Wrightworth.

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    05 Jan 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Boycott love / Detox just to retox…
    In which Phoenix Wright and his now fiancé are separated by distance and time. Phoenix is disbarred, and searching for comfort in any way he can. It just so happens to come in a man named Kristoph Gavin.

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    05 Jan 2026