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We're All Friends & Family Here (And Frankly, We're Sick Of Your Shit) by LandOfMistAndSecrets for treeprince
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Aug 2018
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It's been about a year since the big Fast Forward, and sure, things on Earth C aren't perfect for everyone. But they're fine. Really. It's fine. Everything is super fuckin' swell, and that's that.
It's not like one night is going to change anything.
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- 12/12
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14 Apr 2026
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Trolls have some weird priorities. They can’t bring themselves to invent conditioner, but they have automatic manicure kits and gossip about which blood caste produces the best in claw hygiene. Dave has never really given much thought to the state of his nails. His time is better spent memorizing lame movie quotes and actively *not* flirting with the grumpy troll version of the Second Coming.
On an unrelated note, being a teenage boy is hard. Literally. (Insert dick joke here.) It’s hard and having a hot sister doesn’t help in the slightest. Not that Dave finds his sister attractive in any way.
Nope, not going there.
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- Part 2 of A Little Off the Top
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- English
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- 20,713
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- 1/1
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09 Apr 2026
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TG: the point is i dont even fucking know what the point is
TG: my brain just wouldnt shut the fuck up worse than usual and like
TG: fuck man
TG: idk
TG: i just needed to get out of my own fucking head for a bit-----
Late nights are prime time for existential spirals.
Two cool dudes talk through one and find some catharsis along the way.Bookmarked by NonBotLeftBeef
26 Feb 2026
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"I feed on pain.” Jake raises a hand before Dirk can respond. “To be specific, emotional pain. But I prefer not to cause it, and so my preferred partners are those who already carry a great deal of it around.”
Well, that’s the most fucked up thing Dirk’s heard in a while. “You want me for my trauma?”
“Just so. Are you saying you’re not interested?”
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19 Feb 2026
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You like what you do to Dirk Strider.
You’d like to preface the above statement by saying: you have absolutely no clue what it is. There’s something a little forbidding involved, some sensation telling you LOOK NO FURTHER when you think about it.
But you know you like what you do to Dirk Strider.
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10 Feb 2026
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direct sequel to Human Touch.
Slowly but surely you’ve begun to acclimatize yourself to being touched. You no longer jolt when Jake claps your shoulder, and you think that’s admirable for the amount of time you’ve spent together so far. It hasn’t been very long at all.Series
- Part 2 of Human Touch
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- English
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- 10,665
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- 1/1
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02 Feb 2026
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You had all these preconceived notions about how you were going to romance the fuck out of him, but now that you're actually here you just want to hide. You've never seen a human in real life. You've never physically spoken to one. They've only ever appeared to you trapped behind a screen or in a book.
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- Part 1 of Human Touch
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- English
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- 1/1
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01 Feb 2026
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Flambae offers to do Waterboy a favor. And Waterboy wants to have sex. But not with Flambae, of course.
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"It’s mostly a thing- an issue of-” he stops, takes a very deep breath, starts again, “I want to have sex."
Flambae whips around so fast he slips on the shower tile. “What the fuck?” he asks, “That’s not a favor, Wet-fart-boy. That’s a fucking HR violation."
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12 Jan 2026
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They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.
Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.
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- Part 1 of So It's Going
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- 35/35
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Bookmarked by NonBotLeftBeef
11 Jan 2026
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All Dean has to do is track down a decent porno for Cas to watch, help him find his sensitive spots, then hang back and let him do his thing. Easy-peasy. No homo. ...Absolutely no homo at all.
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- 1/1
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17 Dec 2025
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All Dean wants is a little privacy. Cas doesn't understand.
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- 18/18
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- 10
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02 Dec 2025
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"Lust is one of the seven deadly sins, you know." Lynn states.
"And here you are anyway." Croons Nick.
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- Part 1 of Divine Intervention
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18 Nov 2025
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Jayce finds himself stuck underground with Viktor, and after deciding to make a truce until they get out, he realizes just how much he misses his old friend.
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- 4/4
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27 Apr 2025
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Jayce smiled up at him, something fiery but painfully fond burning in his amber eyes. “Fuck me like you’re afraid you’ll break me.”
Those words were a decade-old echo of Viktor’s own, the first night they’d slept together—‘you won’t break me, Jayce’—and as Viktor stared down in Jayce’s achingly familiar eyes, he remembered why they didn’t typically face each other during sex anymore… because Jayce’s lips… pink and swollen and so soft they could be made of velvet… Jayce’s eyes… deep honeyed pits of understanding and devotion… they were all tendrils of that riptide, sucking him down into the beckoning silk-lined casket marked I still love you, never stopped, though I’ve tried, Janna I’ve tried.Series
- Part 1 of Notes on Reconciliation and Relief
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10 Apr 2025
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It will ruin him (and he will let it) by miserable_something
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
02 Jan 2025
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A gloved hand wraps around the back of his neck and forcefully pulls him back.
“The Defender of Tomorrow,” he starts, mocking “the Man of Progress fucking hims—”
Jayce doesn't understand why he stops. It's his mask he's kissing, that disgusting piece of metal he himself had scarred and chipped.
Disappointed by his silence, Jayce speaks out of a throat hoarse with alcohol and moaning “If you're here just to steal then go ahead. I'm busy.”*
The Machine Herald breaks in. Jayce is busy trying out his new toy.
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- Part 1 of Façade - vikjayce
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12 Mar 2025
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An Ode to Dishevelled Lab Partners by SageGreenSadness
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
19 Jan 2025
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In which Jayce is looking increasingly dishevelled and Viktor is enthralled.
Alternatively, Viktor is possessive to a fault and hates that the Council has its claws in Jayce and what better way to remind Jayce who he belongs to than to have him fall apart in front of him?
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18 Feb 2025
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all this longing - ships left to rust by theroyalsavage
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
05 Jan 2025
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Five years ago, Jayce made an impulsive offer to build Hextech weapons to combat the rising tide of Undercity airship piracy. In response, Viktor torched their research and disappeared from Piltover for good.
Five years ago, a new airship took to the skies, with a young captain and a misfit crew and a massive, impossible tree growing straight through the hull.
These two events are completely unrelated - unless, of course, they're not.
Jayce steps into Viktor's space. His fist closes in the lapel of Viktor's overcoat. It's a little foolish, but he half-expects this whole thing to be some kind of hallucination. Something at the back of his brain imagines his hand will pass through Viktor like mist. It doesn't, and that, more than anything, makes this feel like more than a hypervivid variation on the same dream Jayce has been having for years now.
In his dreams, Viktor always has the clammy chill of a cadaver. This Viktor feels so warm under Jayce's hand, he thinks his skin might come away scalded.Bookmarked by NonBotLeftBeef
07 Feb 2025
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The Blackthorn Tree by boorishbint
Fandoms: Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, Moominvalley (Cartoon 2019)
22 Nov 2019
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Lost and in the dark, the crew of the Oshun Oxtra need to take refuge or they'll never find their way back to the harbour.
But the Joxter won't step into the only house for miles. He stands outside, his paw tight in Moomin's and Moomin can't help but feel something is very, very wrong.
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27 Jan 2025
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Coming Home (But Not to You) by queercatfan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Dec 2024
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When Viktor makes the reluctant decision to move back to Piltover after six years to be a professor at The Academy, he's forced to share an office with none other than his former lab partner Jayce Talis, the very man who caused him to leave Piltover in the first place.
(modern professors AU)
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- Part 1 of Coming Home (But Not to You)
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- 14/14
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23 Jan 2025
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Drunk at a party he is forced to attend, Viktor encounters Councilor Salo, who has a proposition too good to turn down - Make me a shock collar for my pet, and I will fund your next project.
Jayce finds out.
Jayce isn't happy.
... Jayce becomes Test Subject #1 (and likes it far more than either of them expected).
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- English
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14 Jan 2025