NezumitheWriter
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Infestation by NezumitheWriter
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game), Slime Rancher (Video Game)
31 Dec 2025
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Waterboy finds something in a sewer. Multiple somethings. It turns out nice in the end.
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Jon has unwanted visitors. He eventually comes to need them.
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Sasha James receives a package from familiarly unfamiliar deliverymen and the Archives have to deal with it. They have a month to test out far too many cursed objects for anyone's liking... or else...
Despite this, things turn out pretty ridiculous.
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Shane starts noticing a bunch of odd things about the Farmer. For starters, they seem to know where Shane and the rest of the town's residents are no matter where they go, and they always seem to know exactly what to gift them, even if they've never given any indication that it's their favorite thing. More than that, nobody seems able to remember their name, and Shane keeps having dreams he can hardly understand.
Also also, they keep gifting Shane things, so clearly there was something wrong with them.
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A collection of short stories related to Dandy's World! Each chapter will be its own story.
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Teacher Grace’s Earth Human Romance by ketonebodies
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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“Earth spider animals are so beautiful and intelligent,” Teacher Grace said compassionately to Combustion-Fighter. A thrum of spider animals was going by on the street as it said this. “I wish there was a way I could talk to them and teach them about magnetism.”
That was called ‘foreshadowing.’Three Eridian kids try and write a romance novel about their teacher.
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Gaze of the Damned by That_Archivist
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Apr 2026
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Eva Stratt wakes up to a call heralding the end of the world. It’s nothing new, the world has been ending since the sun started to dim but something about this is different, calling up ghosts from Eva’s past and faces she’d long since buried.
Or: NASA finds an odd mass on the outskirts of the solar system. And it’s headed for Earth.
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- Part 1 of We are Infinite
Bookmarked by NezumitheWriter
27 May 2026
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biting this with my teeth and shaking it around I QUITE LIKE THIS I LIKE THIS A LOT
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The Mechaman suit, with the Astral Pulse by extension, was always conscious. It's just been sitting dormant, content at recording and collecting data from it's pilots silently as a passive tool.
But by the third generation of its pilots... it foresees that pilot Blue will not last long alone, and it doesn't like that.
Or: The suit is 'alive'. There's some bullshit allegory here somewhere about keeping control, but Robert's more focused on being a protector and not letting the machine overtake his job.
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- Part 5 of Sorta-Related Dispatch Fics
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Bookmarked by NezumitheWriter
01 Feb 2026
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Goddddd this is such a good story i love it i love it
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Robert Robertson should have died years ago. He’s a powerless superhero who’s been beaten, blown up, and on the wrong side of the edge of disaster more times than he can count.
After he becomes a dispatcher, Z-team notices the strange way Robert seems to survive almost anything and comes to a conclusion.
Robert Robertson might not be so powerless after all.
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Bookmarked by NezumitheWriter
01 Feb 2026
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This was a fun one. All of the characters feel like they're ripped from the game while following a completely new story. me likey
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Slowly, Robert stands up. He’s shivering. He looks sick. His eyes are glassy, and Invisigal blinks. He hadn’t looked like that just a few moments ago. What the hell is he coming down with that it’s hitting him so hard and fast? . The door to his cell is unlocked. He doesn’t fight when he is roughly grabbed and shoved into the hallway. Robert looks over at Invisigal.
“Please,” he mumbles. He’s hunching forward, like he’s going to start trying to crawl out of his own skin. A million alarms are going off in Invisigal’s head, but there’s nothing she can do about them, “Whatever happens, stay in the cells.”
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Robert has been keeping a secret for over a decade now, only for a late night kidnapping to bring it out into the (moon)light.
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- Part 1 of Rob's Got That Dog In Him
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Bookmarked by NezumitheWriter
04 Jan 2026
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A cute little fic with only a little bit of mauling in it <3