NeverBeenSane
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- Marvel Cinematic Universe (5)
- Marvel (5)
- Law & Order: SVU (1)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (1)
- Suits (US TV 2011) (1)
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Signed, Sealed, Delivered by NeverBeenSane
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)
01 Aug 2020
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Steve Rogers was content with his life. He loved his shop, loved creating works of art for people to display on their bodies, had a tight knit group of friends who cared about him, and had finally paid off his student loans and the loan he'd taken out to start his business. But it still feels like there's something, or someone, missing from his life.
Everything's going to change when he decides to take Natasha's advice and sign up for a military penpal program.
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To the Last Beat of my Heart by NeverBeenSane
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)
26 Jun 2014
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Alternatively known as: The five times Steve Rogers notices/gets emotional over/loses his shit entirely over Bucky's heartbeat.
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Colonel: The Tripod Wonderpup by NeverBeenSane
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)
04 Jun 2014
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Steve and Bucky had an agreement before they started volunteering at the shelter: no adopting a dog, no matter how cute. Too bad Bucky's never really been able to stop himself from wanting what he knows (or, more precisely, thinks) he can't have.
It's probably a good thing that, in the end, Steve just can't say no to him.
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Newt gets a little drunk and climbs through the wrong window. Hermann wonders why he didn't get a dog instead of two apparently useless cats.
Missed chances, pining penpals, tequila shots, mistaken addresses, half-naked tattoo artists, and a little bit of other-worldly luck make for an interesting tale for the future grandkids.
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To say that Harry was too surprised to react at first would have been a grave understatement. He wasn’t literally invisible, because he did sometimes need to interact with mortals to do his job, he was just unnoticeable. People- the particular charge he had been assigned to most of all- were meant to see him and yet never actually process his presence. Unless he showed up in their houses- which a gentleman would never do, of course- they would ignore him and just get on with their lives.
And yet here Eggsy was, closer than anyone had been to Harry since- well, since he was mortal, and that was long enough ago that Harry could hardly remember it- snarling, “Why are you following me?”
Harry is a cupid. His latest assignment is proving to be... complicated.
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- Part 1 of Heart and Understanding
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19 Jul 2025
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Eggsy Unwin meets Harry Hart when he walks into his flower shop to request the most bizarre bouquet of flowers Eggsy's ever heard of. Instantly entranced by the older man, Eggsy wants to know what kind of profession could drive Harry to make such a strange order, and ends up falling in love in the process.
AKA, a Tattoo Artist / Florist AU. Previously known as "A Rose by Any Other Name."
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19 Jul 2025
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End Racism in the OTW! - Idylls of the King by marginaliana for AnnaofAza
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
31 Oct 2016
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Eggsy Unwin is a respectable bloke with a job at a garage who has been raising his sister ever since his mum and Dean were killed in the SIM card massacre a few years back. When he takes four year old Daisy to a local medieval faire, however, he finds himself embroiled in a new life and a quest to discover something that has long been lost.
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18 Jul 2025
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This is what happens when you don't tell your best mates that you've invited total strangers to your wedding, in the hopes that one of them will be your dad.
But, Roxy Sheridan doesn't regret a thing.
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17 Jul 2025
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Harry notices the new neighbor, a handsome young omega who keeps to himself.
Eggsy notices his new neighbor, a posh gorgeous alpha who is the man of Eggsy's dreams.
They keep to themselves until one day when Harry sees Eggsy break down in his garden and rushes to be of assistance.
Neither expect the way things turn out.
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Bookmarked by NeverBeenSane
17 Jul 2025