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Caine decides to grant Zooble's wish after all, and sends the gang on a steamy adventure! What could possibly go wrong?
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Oh, you want smut for your silly little psychological horror? Okay, if you insist.Bookmarked by Netocert
19 Jun 2026
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Just a collection of slice-of-life scribbles and meme nonsense with the squad (mostly pre-rescas with Gordon and Barney tho)
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“Man, the number of times I’ve tried to give up being gay for Lent…” His hand leaves the gear stick and finds Gordon’s, squeezes. “Not anymore, though.”
Gordon squeezes back. He’s scared, moreso with how Barney’s talking. He’s terrified that Barney’s going to go to the wedding in a couple days, alone, and get himself killed.
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Pre-Resonance Cascade, Gordon goes home with Barney to attend his sister's wedding.Series
- Part 2 of Lentverse
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10 Aug 2022
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“Hey Kim?”
He looks up from the game, “Yes, Harry?”
“Does…” You pause. “Does every man feel like a girl sometimes?”
“What?”
Harry finds himself out, gets a cat, meets new friends, and dances. Not in that order.
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09 Jun 2022
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We love ourselves a new development~
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09 Jun 2022
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Admitting to Kim that he has to pee has made it all the more urgent.
Kim makes Harry wait.
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14 Apr 2022
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Gordon comes home at the right time to make Barney's night.
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20 Dec 2021
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There's a lot to be said for living and working in the same giant underground research facility as the love of your life, but sometimes, the strict dress code can be a real bummer.
(Alternate title: Five times Barney saw Gordon out of uniform and didn't know how to handle it, and one time Gordon's outfit didn't matter at all.)
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29 Nov 2021
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After returning from the Borealis, Gordon finally reaches his limit. Barney is there to help him through the aftermath.
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07 Sep 2021
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{This is a Half-Life AU based around the concept of Gordon no longer being fully human. If you wish to talk with me about the story, see concept art, or send fan art my Tumblr blog is @just-a-space-nugget. And if you enjoyed this work also consider checking out my other Half-Life AU: Resistance Hunter and its story!}
!!! WARNING HALF-LIFE ALYX SPOILERS !!!
IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS FIC! Thank you :)An unknown powerful entity resides within the walls of the suspended building. Is it a threat? Is it a Combine superweapon? Or could it be the man who was thought to have been dead for the past 15 years? It isn’t until someone happens upon a few images they aren't supposed to see when things start to come undone. Turning a reactor heist into an unexpected rescue mission.
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- Part 1 of Anti-Citizen One
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09 Jun 2021
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Black Mesa Employee Entertainment Night(Or, Four Times Gordon and Barney Kiss and Ignore It, and One Time They Don't) by cavedinwriter
Fandoms: Half-Life
02 Jun 2021
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It was Gordon’s first week at work and he barely knew anyone. Despite this, he was at the Black Mesa Employee Entertainment Night(why it had such a verbose name was anyone’s guess). He was used to interacting minimally with his coworkers in the lab and being ignored by everyone else, but as much as tonight scared him, he was grateful for a change of pace.
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27 Apr 2021
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His thoughts were racing a mile a minute. He had never come across any disruptions during his countless late night patrols at Black Mesa. What could it be? Heart pounding, Barney’s hand hovered over the door knob. He took a deep breath, preparing himself for the worst, before opening the door and charging forward and-
Gordon Freeman whipped his head up to look at Barney.
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Gordon needs to sleep and Barney is intent on making sure that he does.
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23 Mar 2021
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Gordon and Barney talk in White Forest, reminiscing on old times.
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14 Mar 2021
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Second First Impressions by HellKnightInShiningArmor (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Half-Life
12 Mar 2021
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The spiritual successor to "The Work Sucks But The Benefits Are Great"
Barney borrows a coworkers Caddy to finally introduce Gordon to the town over's best (and only) bar.
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13 Mar 2021
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Barney finds a way to make Dr. Breen's horrible speeches a little more interesting, and nearly kills Gordon with laughter in the process. All's well that ends well.
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10 Mar 2021
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Gordon spent 20 years helplessly flitting through memories and dreams. Now he's finally awake and everything smells like ashes. And yet, he's not passing up his chances to rough up the local dictatorship first, and get to spend time with those he missed second.
(And maybe reexamine his totally platonic yearning towards a certain ex-spy-for-the-resistance.)
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- Part 2 of an end of the world type bouquet
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17 Feb 2021
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Black Mesa gets a rare rainstorm, and one Gordon Freeman crawls out of the lab dungeons to see the phenomenon with his friend.
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14 Feb 2021
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The toad, the thing, leaps straight up into the air — and in a burst of violet light, it explodes. Barney flinches back — but in between blinks the thing’s gone, sparks and all, leaving behind only a patch of disturbed sand.
For a moment, Barney’s little oasis is nearly silent. Black Mesa hums beside him and the wind tears through the desert. He stares at the spot the toad had just been, blinking away the pink and violet aftermath.
“What,” Barney whispers, “in the goddamned fuck.”Bookmarked by Netocert
14 Feb 2021
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A series of bets and other related events to tell the tale of why Barney owed Gordon that beer and when he finally got it, sort of.
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13 Feb 2021
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Dreamless sleep is the closest humans come to understanding death. By that logic, stasis isn't death at all.
Because Gordon Freeman dreams.
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- Part 1 of an end of the world type bouquet
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08 Feb 2021