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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    Winters in Erebor are surprisingly romantic now that the dwarrow are returned to their ancestral home. Bilbo, being unaware of dwarven cold-weather traditions gets tangled up in something he wasn't expecting. What's a hobbit to do when multiple dwarves he isn't interested in start gifting him strange little tokens?

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    13 Jun 2026

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    After the Quest of Erebor, Bilbo Baggins returned to the Shire desolate, with but a little chest of riches as his prize. For years afterwards, he regretted having done so, wishing instead that he had stayed by the side of the one he loved. Yet, he knew his place. As Gandalf had said, he was quite a little fellow in the wide world. A little hobbit like him had no business being a consort to a dwarven king - it was not done.

    That was why, when he and the King of Erebor met again, Bilbo didn't think once that the impossible his heart still longed for could ever come true.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:

    A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.

    This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.

     

    (What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)

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    07 Jun 2026

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    After a devastating winter, that took the lives of many Durin's Folk, The Dwarrow of The Blue Mountains forge a treaty with The Hobbits of The Shire ... food in exchange for increased protection. And if an arranged marriage between their King, Thrain, and one of the grandchildren of The Shire's Thain, is required to seal the deal, then the Dwarf-king will do what it takes.

    However, crown-prince Thorin Oakenshield isn't totally convinced that the Hobbits can be trusted and he sets out to find the truth behind this so-called, 'Good-Will Treaty', and the miserable mite of a Hobbit that would agree to a loveless marriage.

    Come what may, Thorin is determined to find out what tricks and deceptions this ... Bilbo Baggins has up his sleeve.

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    05 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    Thorin holds his empty vessel out imperiously. “I suppose I could try it.”

    “It might be a little sharp or bitter across the tongue, though I suppose that’s something you’re quite accustomed to.”

    Thorin’s lips twist to the side, and if Bilbo isn’t careful he could mistake it for a taste of a smile.

    AKA Five Times Thorin drinks Bilbo's tea, and one time he doesn't quite get round to drinking it.

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    04 Jun 2026