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Talk To Me In French by Fluffy_Underneath for its_the_allure
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2025
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Harry is full of confidence as he enters the French Ministry on a sunny June morning. He's prepared for this meeting. Overprepared, in fact. Ready for any question they can throw at him. Primed for success.
But as it turns out, there’s one thing Harry couldn’t prepare for: his interpreter. The person assigned to whisper in his ear all week; the distractingly sexy bastard with a smirking mouth and clever tongue.
Apparently, Harry's mission this week isn't just to bring the Quidditch World Cup home to England; it's to do it without falling in love with Draco bloody Malfoy.
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Harry falls in love in Paris.
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Bookmarked by Nancy625
03 Jun 2026
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Draco is an interpreter and Harry goes to France cute love story
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Everyone keeps telling Harry he needs to relax. So here he is, in Wizarding London's poshest spa, for his first ever massage. He has no idea what to expect, but he's under strict orders to do what he's told and enjoy himself.
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Draco has a semi from the moment he first sees Potter, face down on the bed, pert round arse forming the perfect hill to die on. Or in. He defies anyone with all six foot of greased up, absurdly sculpted, practically-naked Potter under their hands to do anything different.
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“Harry, you were half naked and holding fucking hands. I saw you."
Harry grips his mug tighter, resisting the urge to lob it at Ron's head. “Again. There was no room in there; it was a fucking coffin, Ron. And we thought we were going to die.”
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Harry gets trapped inside a coffin with Draco Malfoy.
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When Harry returns to Hogwarts to complete his final year of schooling, he does so with an unexpected new friend at his side - Draco Malfoy. An accident in potions leaves both boys in an unusual position, which leads to a friendly wager. The wager leads to revelations, realizations, and - in time - a happy resolution that no one was expecting. Well, almost no one...
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Creator's Note: Because of a (mostly amusing) bitchy-ass bookmark-comment ((and yeah; I read those)) about this fic, allow me to explain something the person in question would've known if they'd bothered to read the Author's Note at the start of the fic. THIS STORY IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY. It was designed as crack!fic. As anyone who's read my other shit can attest, I don't normally do cliches on this level. But it was literally written for the H/D Cliche Fest on LJ (prompt #6 from that year), and jammed with as many cliches as possible. So if you're taking this seriously...I dunno, maybe don't? Cause it's meant to be funny and outrageous and ridiculous. It contradicts itself repeatedly. There are plotholes I could climb through. And hey; that's all part of the fun. ❤️
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Two years have passed since the end of the war, and Harry Potter is still missing. As the wizarding world begins to lose hope and the Ministry officially declares him dead, an unexpected event leads Draco to help Hermione, Ron, and Ginny find him alive, working in a nightclub in New York.
Little did they know, however, that Harry would not recognise any of them.
And so begins a journey of healing and second chances—a journey of rediscovering each other through new eyes.
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Bookmarked by Nancy625
18 Nov 2025
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Harry loses memory ends up in NY club Draco Ron, Hermione and Ginny find hom
