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“You need an orgasm.”
That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.
“Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.
“That sounded sarcastic.”
“Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.
Bugger.
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Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.
(This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)
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- Part 1 of You Do It For Me Universe
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“You,” she murmured, “repulse me.”
He leaned his head against the wall and let out a bark of laughter before his eyes met hers with animosity.“One day,” he snarled maliciously, “I’m going to marry the hell out of you, Granger.”
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It's been 10 years since the war ended. After a self-imposed exile to his family's ancestral chateau in France, Draco Malfoy has successfully revitalized his family's French estate, including two vineyards, and become a wine tycoon in continental Europe. Ready to return to England, he is focused on bringing his wine business to the UK but finds that all of wizarding society is still terrified of his past. Finally heeding his parents' advice, he is open to finding a wife with a well-liked public image to soften his own.
Enter our Golden Girl, who has spent the last ten years heading up a nonprofit organization benefiting child survivors of the war. An initial success, it is now dangerously close to bankruptcy. Struggling to stay afloat and too stubborn to rely on anyone else, Hermione needs a miracle. She finds it in a former Death Eater who also happens to be her most detested former classmate.- Language:
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