Myaru

Reishin from Saiunkoku Monogatari



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    “Well,” Lan Huan said. “How was it?’

    Lan Zhan waved his hand. “Fine. No issues. He’s trying to impress some girl he wants to fuck, presumably. Thank you, brother, I now feel fulfilled in my career choices.”

    Lan Huan raised an eyebrow. “We’ll see,” he said.

    They certainly would, Lan Zhan thought. Wei Ying wasn’t going to last five minutes once Lan Zhan got going with him.

     

    Wiry young tree surgeon Wei Ying enlists the help of experienced older personal trainer Lan Wangji, in 'project muscles', a bid to win over gym god Nie Mingjue. What could possibly go wrong?

    A meddling brother, a troublesome ex, practice sex, a fistfight and accidentally acquiring a child between them for a start...

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    03 Jun 2026

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    When war threatens to break out between the Gusu Lan and Qishan Wen sect, a hasty marriage alliance between Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian was the proposed answer.

    AKA an excuse to write wedding night smut.

    Now with plot.

    When he turned 18, Wen Ruohan introduced the next aspect of his training: the art of sex education. He had engaged momos – knowledgeable older servants – to teach Wei Wuxian. And oh, what an enlightening journey it had been.

    It turned out that Wen Ruohan had good foresight, for Wei Wuxian was now the perfect solution to prevent war between the two clans. His long acknowledged status as Wen Ruohan’s ward rendered him as an acceptable match to marry the second heir of the Lan clan.

    His marriage into the Lan clan would serve as a living hostage, a guarantee that Wen Ruohan would not move against them. Wei Wuxian’s ghost cultivation was also kept a secret; to the Lans he only appeared as a harmless bride – a political pawn with no real power.

    Wen Ruohan, too, also stood to gain from the arrangement – a rare chance to plant someone into the Lan clan. And so the wedding between Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian was decided and arranged.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Lan Qiren would like to not be in this situation. There are too many absurdities to contend with at the same time, and Lan Qiren is determined to blame every last one of them solely on Wei Wuxian. Among aforementioned absurdities, in no particular order, are:

    A loudly braying donkey.

    A surprisingly even louder Lan Jingyi, wrangling said donkey while making a valiant yet futile effort to avoid swearwords – both of which Lan Qiren intends to reprimand him for as soon as his life returns to some semblance of sanity.

    The entire fact that said donkey requires wrangling in the first place due to the ill-advised end-goal being to transport the animal via sword.

    The fact that this means that Lan Qiren is left to wrangle the demonic-cultivating, donkey-owning, exonerated menace of the entire cultivation world in general and Lan Qiren’s existence in particular, Wei Wuxian.

    Yes, this is all Wei Wuxian’s fault.


    Or: Wei Wuxian is injured on a night hunt, and Lan Qiren is stuck having to deal with it.

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    24 May 2026

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    According to Lan Wangji, Yiling has two main items of interest. First, there is a supposedly demonic cultivator who a) may not exist and b) if he does, is keeping the town remarkably safe and not demonic. Secondly, there is Wei Ying, a man he is falling in love with.

    These are definitely two separate things.

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    22 May 2026

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    Wei Ying didn’t arrive at the house, it appeared in front of him. One moment he was driving through thick vegetation, the next, he was confronted with the expanse of a curling driveway and lawns leading to the most intimidating property he’d ever seen, in the darkness of the pre-dawn. It looked more organic than it should, a Gaudi-esque almost-living monument arising from the earth, all random windows and sharp edges, grey and dripping in the rain. A bolt of thunder highlighted its unearthly, beautiful ugliness in the sky above, bringing his attention to its quivering reflection in the lake below.

    Wei Ying, a cleaner, has a new job for a mysterious gentleman in the middle of the forest. Mystery, hallucinations, sex, love and tentacles ensue.

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    22 May 2026