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The Bludgeonings of Chance by toomanybats for SoUsernamesHaveThePotentialToBe40Letters
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
28 May 2026
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Soap feels a little nervous, always does with a new specimen, especially one who presents a whole helping of the unknown. He glances down again at the manifest in front of him:
Specimen 22147.
Species: Unknown
Appearance: Subject to change
Height: Varies
Language: Unknown
Threat Level: High
Name: Unknown, assigned name 'Ghost' during retrievalWell Ghost, Soap thinks as he stands with the crack of popping joints and faces the doors of the mooring ship, welcome to Knoll.
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31 May 2026
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He wasn't ready to be a civilian again. The idea filled him with dread until his stomach turned, the vast wide open future of nothing. So he signed his name again, and again, and again, a different, more exciting kind of dread settling in his bones at what he was really agreeing to, and packed his bags.
Made a friend and got a flatmate on the same day, in the same person. Bought his boat a month later.
And met him.
Soap enjoys his new life, especially since he spends considerable time getting to know Ghost, a shark-human hybrid captured and kept for study who won't let anyone close enough to do that. Aside from Soap, that is.
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30 May 2026
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The custom is common knowledge in Germa - not so much in Wano. Handing over an omega when you're suing for peace after a humiliating defeat is standard practice, but once the discrepancy is discovered, it's already too late. Despite his misgivings, Zoro will have to take responsibility for a man he's never met, and navigate a situation in which neither of them can be happy.
He wasn't planning to get married. And while Sanji hasn't been allowed to see any other future for himself, the circumstances are less than ideal. They speak of the warrior as if he's a wild beast, and he certainly looks the part. And while he's determined not to fold right away, he knows it's only a matter of time before he'll be begging him.
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- Part 1 of Omegaverse, royals
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25 May 2026
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Being turned into a woman wasn’t the worst thing that could have happened to Zoro. Beyond Nami adding 30,000 beri onto his debt for “polluting her gender,” he wasn’t all that affected by the change foisted upon him. There wasn’t much his old body could do that this new body couldn’t. He could still train, drink, and nap as a woman, so really he should have no problem settling in until they figured out how to fix it.
No, what really pissed Zoro off was the cook’s sudden inability to look him in the eye.
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25 May 2026
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“You don’t drink milk,” Soap said dryly as Ghost approached the table.
Ghost scuffed his feet across the floor as he walked, fabrics swishing back and forth. Soap hid his frown. Usually Ghost was quieter than a cat. Was he injured? Was that why he was walking funny? It would be just like the man to slip in the rain and pull his back, but decide not to tell anyone.
“It’s good to try new things occasionally, Sergeant. Broadens your horizons.” Ghost replied, a little too loudly. He came to a stop next to Soap, but continued fidgeting, tapping his foot and shifting back and forth. What the fuck?
“You're lactose intolerant,” Soap said flatly.
“Maybe I've grown out of it since the last time I checked.”
“You don’t grow out of lactose intolerance, Ghost,” Gaz chimed in.
“You had to take half the day off after eating a bowl of ice cream just last week,” Price said, looking unimpressed.
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One rainy day on TF 141's homebase, Ghost is acting strangely. Soap is determined to find out why.
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14 May 2026