Muppetteethz



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    “What did she look like?” asked Hollander.

    “She was brunette,” said Ilya. Marleau’s eyes trailed along the hard lines of his traps, past the glint of his crucifix, the swells of his pectorals, towards the trail of hair disappearing into his shorts. They landed on the thickening outline of his cock. “Pretty little thing, with freckles. Big, brown dumb eyes, begging to be made to cry.”

    Hollander’s breath hitched. Marleau realized, perhaps belatedly, that this was a game in which truth was incidental.

    In 2014, Ilya and Marleau went to Paris on a girl to celebrate the Stanley Cup win. Ten years later, on a balmy evening spent in the Hollander-Rozanov Ottawa home, Marleau reminisces and, courtesy of Shane and Ilya, re-enacts.

    It’s just a game of play pretend.

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    shane: ok so ur an intruder and you sneak into my house while im sleeping on the night of my birthday and torture me sexually for hours

    ilya: shane-

    shane: and you fuck my mouth and cum in it then duct tape it shut so i have no choice but to swallow it

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    12 May 2026

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    “My fucking god, Hollander, you talk so much,” Rozanov says and Shane clenches his jaw. "I am not trying to set you up with Dom friend!”

    “What then? You came to rub it in or–”

    Rozanov throws his hands up in defeat and snaps, “Am trying to say; Hollander, I am Dom and I will Play with you, but you talk so fucking much I can not say this!”

    Shane freezes. There’s no laughter now. His stomach swoops and plummets. 

    “That’s not funny.”

    “Do I look like I am laughing, Hollander? Am serious.”

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    09 May 2026

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    Weed man Ilya thinks Shane is too adorable to pay for weed.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    “You cannot go too far with a vampire. Not the way you can with a human.”

    Shane looks at him.

    “You,” he says. Very quiet.

    “Yes.”

    “You want me to feed from you.”

    Something moves across Ilya’s face so fast Shane almost misses it. “For practice,” Ilya says. “I will teach you when to stop.”

    Or: fledgling vampire Shane Hollander can’t control his bite and enlists the only other vampire he knows for help. Ilya Rozanov’s solution is to let Shane feed from him directly — without mentioning that between vampires, feeding is more intimate than sex. Shane thinks they’re practicing. Ilya knows exactly what they’re doing.

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    15 Apr 2026