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    He rounded the corner towards the square right in front of the Temple– it was different than before because there had never been a square in front of the Temple.

    Obi-Wan froze in place the moment he looked up. His eyes observed the large statues one by one.

    Plo Koon, Mace Windu, Kit Fisto– they were all Councillors during the War.

    Obi-Wan stood in front of the statues as tears welled up in his eyes. He hadn’t seen them in a long time and these statues looked exactly like them. From facial features and expression down to the way they were seated– as if they were in a regular Council meeting.

    “Look Uncle Ben! It’s–” Obi-Wan leaped to Luke and covered his mouth before he could say anything else.

    “Yes, I see, it’s General Kenobi.” He hoped the beings whose attention was drawn towards them would move on quickly. “But try not to shout, Luke, alright?”

    His eyes left the boy to observe the statue of himself.

     

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    Or in which the Clones take over the Empire and Obi-Wan hears rumours about the whole ordeal which causes him to head back to Coruscant.

    Updates whenever inspiration strikes.

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    12 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 80

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    “There! FIRE!” Cursing, the ARC trooper ducked lower and started to weave, but knew it was only a matter of time before he was hit by one of the incoming projectiles. Sure enough, only a few steps away from the shelter Fives was calling to him from, Echo took a hit straight to the side of his bare head.

    “Ack!” He cried out, the snowball knocking him clear over and into a large pile of the same frozen substance. “Pbbt-pff-plah!”

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    08 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    We've all seen the horribly (and hilariously) translated Backstroke of the West, where a Chinese bootlegger translated Revenge of the Sith into Chinese, and then reverse translated the already inaccurate text back into English using a translation app. Here is the novelization of that masterpiece. This novelization (especially the first chapter) is based heavily on Matthew Stover's Revenge of the Sith novel.

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    08 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Calculus and poor translations don't mix.

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    08 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    On the bridge of the Death Star, moments before Alderaan's destruction, Darth Vader is caught off-guard when a shift in the Force causes four more versions of Leia Organa to appear. Leia, who is... his daughter, apparently, the daughter he never knew he had. And Vader will do anything for his family.

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    04 Jun 2026