Misfortune_Keep
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (2)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
In the age when gods still walked among men,
there was one called Philza — the Keeper of Winds
whose wings stretched from horizon to horizon
and whose touch could raise storms or calm seas
He wed the Lady of the Veil, who ruled the quiet kingdom beneath the earth
and from their union came three sons
born of death and sky
bright as new-forged sunsBut even divine children grow restles
And when the world began to burn with the fires of men
they went down to play the game of war -
Tags
Summary
He sobbed quietly with his back away from the sun. Everything felt too much. The ground is coarse on his hand, the fabric that he wears burns him from every surface it covers, and the tears trailing down his cheeks are knives on his skin. The sun is blinding him and the wind is like flutes played directly next to his ear.
Dream watched this all with slight irritation and boredom.
-
Tags
Summary
Lady Death, at the mention of her name, had cocked her head in question. When did she earn an Angel?
Recent bookmarks
-
to raise an anarchist (and receive a tyrant) by seasonaldepressionclub
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Technoblade is a living sword.
For four hundred years he fought wars on behalf of tyrants, but one wish to a dead god sends him back in time to before the madness. Now Techno sets his sights on revenge, and plans to use the youngest heir of the Duke of Blumefallen, Theseus, to usurp the throne and achieve his revenge, then hopefully dip from the drama.
But what happens when the Craft family doesn't want him to leave?
Series
- Part 4 of season's sPoOky bingo board
- Part 1 of spooky bingo board for spooky season (2)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 148,339
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 655
- Kudos:
- 1,707
- Bookmarks:
- 346
- Hits:
- 49,894
Bookmarked by Misfortune_Keep
30 May 2026
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Notes
Happy ending-ish??? Not really, but its close enough to it. Plus Technoblade centric
-
Kiss and Tell by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
28 May 2026
Tags
Summary
“The only way to truly know that kissing isn’t for me would be to test it.” Grian propped his head on his hand, mulling it over absently. “Specifically, with someone who’s known to not be a bad kisser.”
His roommate tensed.
Grian raised a brow. “Is something the matter?”
At the sound of his voice, a small change crossed Scar’s face. He relaxed a bit, mouth pulling into a polite smile. “Well, if a good kisser is all you need,” Scar said. “I’ve never gotten any complaints.”
- or -
After a couple bad experiences, Grian's fairly sure kissing isn't something he enjoys. Scar seeks to change that.
-
Tags
Summary
“Have you ever considered working as an au pair?” Wilbur asked.
Techno frowned, once again thrown off by the vampire’s archaic choice of words. “You mean, going to live with a coven?”
“As our permanent, exclusive food source, yes.”
---
Techno is a human who needs a place to live. Phil, Wilbur and Tommy are vampires who need blood to survive. Two problems are fixed with a single solution.
Though perhaps Techno should have thought twice about the consequences of entangling his life with three powerful immortals.
Series
-
Tags
Summary
“You just… have to work your snake charm on the nobles. Help us out. If they find anything, and they will, we’re like sitting ducks. Ready for hunt, nothing more, nothing else. If you can… If you just manage… So at least Essempi doesn’t fucking murder us in our sleep.”
Wilbur choked on his own breath. Impossible. It was impossible, he couldn’t mean that Soot, that Empire, that Essempi-!
“If they don’t take you, I don’t know how we will avoid full out war. You said it yourself, for fucks sake!”
Wilbur sobbed.
“I died. I think I died,” he breathed.
________
Or: Wilbur Ash gets isekaid into a novel he hates, into a character he despises. As the new Wilbur Soot, his goal is simple: he has to survive.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 114,316
- Chapters:
- 13/?
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 1,461
- Kudos:
- 1,696
- Bookmarks:
- 360
- Hits:
- 49,529
Bookmarked by Misfortune_Keep
25 May 2026
-
Broken threads and hollow hearts can't be fixed with sorry. by bhagwan_mujhe_maf_karna
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
03 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
The gods have never cared for their mortal children's life. Why should they? After all, immortality made it so easy to forget. It don't matter how many children they loose, they are expendable at the end. New demigods will come and go.
One curse. One single wretched curse.
Time and children. Two thing they took for granted. Now they are running out of both.
They will have to complete this quest for forgiveness and earn back the trust of those they had wronged the most.
Or
Luke is dealing with voices in his head that are fueling his hatred for Hermes, Thalia wishes to be turned into a tree, the demigods are extremely affection starved but confused, Percy will eat Grover's ears, Clarisse is going to kill someone at the tender age of 12, Mr D is having a breakdown, Chiron is the only adult in this whole story and Silena is the only valid goddess we love (Other than Sally Jackson of course).