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Hell is other people. Purgatory is being a twenty something weatherman with the memories of a being a media overlord who had the entirety of Hell wrapped around his finger.
Sent back to his mortal life with a chance to "do it right this time", Vox has a problem. The Angels have installed a patch in his soul: the Pacifist Protocol. If he tries to kill a rival, poison a boss, or throw a punch, he is paralyzed by blinding agony.
He cannot claw his way to the top if he can't use his claws. He needs a loophole.
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26 Feb 2026
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New Orleans, 1933.
Vincent Whittman’s assignment (punishment) seems simple enough: recruit Mr. Alastor Hartfelt, the city’s famed radio star.
But his trip derails the moment he meets the man dressed in a smile too sharp, with secrets too deep, and a presence that hums with something far beyond him.
One broken ritual binds them for decades, pulling them back to each other again and again, to the one soul neither can quite break away from.- Language:
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26 Feb 2026
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What if Vox and Alastor actually tried to be healthy? In other news the sky is red.
Oh wait. It is red in Hell probably.
Radiostatic Whoring Out FR (NOT CLICKBAIT)
"Alastor raked his sharp claws down Vox’s chest, no doubt leaving marks. But Vox didn’t notice, or even care. He was too busy feeling Alastor’s tongue down his throat. Alastor had always had a strange fascination with Vox’s screen, and the feeling that surrounded him when he submerged part of himself in the staticky void of Vox’s mouth was unlike any other."
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19 Feb 2026
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Alastor and Vincent meet in New Orleans circa early 1950's. Both of them plan on murdering the other until they realize all the dirty secrets they have in common.
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Alastor and Vincent slowburn romance. Murder Husbands take it or leave it.
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10 Feb 2026
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“The camera also only shows so much, capturing the world in black and white.” The man tapped the blunt side of the knife against Vincent’s cheek. “Did you know there was a time when those with blue and green eyes were considered clairvoyant? Can you see the future, Vincent Whittman? Perhaps that was what made you a decent weather boy. Are you sure you should have strayed from that path?”
or: Up-and-coming (and extremely charming) TV personality Vincent Whittman catches the attention of New York's latest (and, Vincent can admit, also extremely charming) serial killer, beginning a dance through the decade of evading police, absolutely killer ratings, and perhaps changing the trajectory of Hell itself...except things never tend to go according to plan now, do they? For better or worse, the Rockin' 50s are here!
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30 Jan 2026