MelayneSeahawk



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    fanfic written for the Good Omens Kink Meme on DW; all stories are standalone unless specifically indicated

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    what is says on the tin: Ineffable Wives fic, unrelated unless specified

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    basically what it sounds like

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    written for the wellymuck 2006 challenge on livejournal; these stories should be read in order, like chapters of a longer story

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    The war is over, and nobody won. With the galaxy on the verge of destruction, Poe Dameron hatches a desperate plan—go back in time.

    But Poe's plan quickly goes awry, and he finds himself on the run from local authorities. The only plan to keep him safe is…extreme, to say the least.

    "Can't get you citizenship documents," the man muttered, his voice clearer now that it wasn't muffled by the scarf. Poe took a deep breath and forced himself to think. He looked back at his would-be rescuer.

    Who was shoving the scarf back from the top his head, revealing a face that Poe knew. That lots of people knew. Kriff, that everyone knew, trillions upon trillions of sapients in the galaxy would recognize that face.

    Luke Skywalker—as fresh-faced and young as the day he became the successful destroyer of the Death Star—was standing in front of him.

    Fuck.

    "Need a land grant to get a moisture farmer licence, can't even get you a travel visa without citizenship documents…Hm," the legend said, sighing. "Yeah. I think we're going to have to get married."

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    01 May 2026

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    Aziraphale is a rich android with specific needs. Crowley is a broke human whose friends are just awful. Perhaps they can help each other out.

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    17 Aug 2024

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    Even though Crowley was literally stuck between a rock and a hard place, he knew there were far worse places to start his heat than halfway down a hole in the ground.

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    Crowley's finally cutting and running from his abusive pack and relationship, and it's just his luck that he's too big now to fit all the way down the tunnel entrance to the old den he fashioned in his much more hopeful, naive youth. But imperfect or not, it's going to have to do for a hiding place until his pack gives up the chase; he just hopes there will still be time after they've moved on to find somewhere else to ride out his heat.

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    09 Feb 2024

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    Being an unexpurgated account of the untimely disappearance of Ichabod Crane, as poorly and untruthfully told previously by the historian Diedrich Knickerbocker, reprinted in The Sketchbook Of Geoffrey Crayon, Esq. by the scoundrel Washington Irving.

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    What if lesbians, but also happy endings?

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    23 Oct 2022

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    There’s always been another war, another reason for Steve to keep his feelings to himself and keep moving on. For all his wishes to do things differently, he never figured out how. Which is why following Fury to the moon, passing on the shield, and leaving Bucky to discover himself seemed like the right answer. When Steve gets caught in a force field surrounding a crumbling civilization, he starts to realize everything he thought was wrong.

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    24 Jul 2022