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    12 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Come back when series is done - very much enjoyed so far

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    One year in the life of Peter Parker.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Come back to when complete!!! Very good!!!

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    It was without known cause or intervention that Harry Potter awoke in the cupboard under the stairs of Number 4 Privet Drive the morning after finally defeating his lifelong foe. The last thing he remembered was succumbing to the exhaustion of the Battle of Hogwarts on a blanket in a corner of the castle somewhere after hours of mourning. And now here he was, seemingly in his relatives house with the early morning light that stretched from the front door down the hall to peek through the grate and under the slat of the door to his cupboard under the stairs.

    Tags to be updated with chapters.

    This is my first work so please, tell me what you think!

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    16 Jul 2025

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    Book rec for Will

  4. Public Bookmark 57

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    Father and son

    A Remus-raises-Harry series.

    Part one: Son of Lughnasadh
    Part two: Father of Litha

    Features: werewolf culture, world-building, Welsh Remus, ace!Remus, and the tender blooming of a tadau a meibion relationship.

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    26 Feb 2024

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    There were very few things in Harry Potter's life that he was certain of. There was one absolute certainty though; he'd felt it in his bones for as long as he could remember. He, Harry Potter, was dead. The living people around him might not believe, but the dead sure did. Oh well, it doesn't impact his life much. Besides, it's nice to get help with his schoolwork from his parents.

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    18 Feb 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where Harry is dead but not quite that made me cry that I loved