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Kenny likes to watch Stan during football practice.
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The title means nothing I’m just bad at titles.Bookmarked by Maplless
07 Jun 2026
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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Let My Mortal Enemy Eat My Ass by elsen
Fandoms: South Park
12 May 2021
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A few months into their strictly sexual, secret rivals-with-benefits relationship, Cartman tries something that isn’t well-received.
(AKA the one where Cartman eats Kyle’s ass like it’s his last meal).
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07 Jun 2026
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Kyman Week 2024
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Kenny and Stan both have girlfriends. Eric and Kyle have one another. And movies.Bookmarked by Maplless
18 May 2026
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Eric asked Kyle out after years of being childhood enemies. Now high schoolers, how will their first real date go?
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20 Apr 2026
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A dark-mode skin for Kyman shippers with custom icons! (UPDATE)
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04 Apr 2026
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A lonely man finds himself falling for a mysterious and addictive younger woman. He has to come with the terms that sometimes it might be okay to follow your heart, even if that means dealing with a few surprises.
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18 Mar 2026
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Bounty hunter named Kyle Broflovski stumbles upon a jackpot. Sheriff Cartman, wanted alive for an obscene amount of money. It's just his luck that he runs into said man at a poker table.
It's his luck also to get caught in a blizzard high up in the Colorado mountain range with his bounty.
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18 Mar 2026
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His wide shoulders jittered when Eric took another side step and squeezed the handle of the rattling bucket in his left hand. In it, there was a pair of disposable gloves, a large cup and, well, lube. Heat climbs up Eric’s neck when he thinks about what’s to come, but he swallows the embarrassment down. This was perfectly professional, nothing queer about it. Sure, it was kind of odd that he’d be put in charge of collecting sperm from a hybrid so early on to his time at the farm, but giving him more advanced jobs than the other, less awesome, workers didn’t come as a surprise. He just didn’t expect it to happen so soon.
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16 Mar 2026
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JEW BOX
He stopped in his retrieval and just blinked in bewilderment. As far as he was aware, there was only one Jew that Cartman knew and could have a box dedicated to. Curious, Kyle forgot about the pencil and dragged the box from under the bed instead. It was quite hefty, resisting when he pulled it. He managed to shimmy it out against its will and, crouched over it on his knees, he could see on the top, written across the lid in the same thick black marker as the writing on the side, was a warning.
DO NOT OPEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A JEW, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle checked over his shoulder. Cartman wasn't back yet, and Kyle couldn't hear his returning footsteps either. It was probably okay to take a quick peek inside then, just a little one…
Kyle opened the box.
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When Kyle finds a curious box hidden under Cartman's bed, he thinks he knows what to expect from it. Though once he opens it, he rethinks everything he ever thought he knew.
(Title comes from the lyrics to Obsession by OK Go.)
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03 Mar 2026
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Cartman and Kenny are missing. Worried, Stan goes out to check on them where they had last all been together, the Hot Springs. He finds more than what he bargained for...
Can be read standalone from the series
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- Part 3 of The Fate of Four
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18 Feb 2026
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“So. Kyle. This is the second time you've come to my office regarding... Mr. Cartman. The first time because of an email that you didn't like.”
“He called me a cocksucker!” The redhead said indignantly, his eyes wide open.
PC Principal raised his index finger. “Well, he didn’t say you were a cocksucker, but that you behaved like one.”
“What’s the difference?!”
“Nuances.”
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14 Feb 2026
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Kyle and Cartman didn’t think their Halloween could get much worse than being forced to work the graveyard shift at their local convenience store. However, things take a rather dark turn when they suddenly find themselves being hunted by a terrifying creature lurking in the shadows. Trapped, with seemingly no hope of escape, the two of them end up forced to reveal far more than they’d ever anticipated.
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09 Jan 2026
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“I think as long as you're not being an asshole, I’d rather just fuck you instead,” Kyle’s lips brush against Cartman’s as he says this, a flush spreading with the heat that travels down his chest.
“I can be nice,” Cartman answers.
“Yeah?”
“I can be so fucking nice,” He stresses.
(UPDATE: 12/4/25 - This is currently being rewritten a chapter at a time until I'm no longer embarrassed)
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- Part 1 of OMERTA
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25 Dec 2025
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Kyle had been on the run for a long time, seeing many places and meeting lots of people. But he had never met anyone quite like the sheriff with the stupid yellow hat.
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20 Dec 2025
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Kyle and Eric spend their first night together as a couple. Kyle was so busy worrying about cuddling that he was unaware of his scheming boyfriend, but he was far from upset at the results.
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10 Dec 2025
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Kyle made a habit of letting the guy who frustrates him the most sneak into his room at night, but refuses to let him do anything to him but oral. Eric decides he’s getting tired of waiting.
First time posting a fanfic on here, I hope you all enjoy <3
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06 Dec 2025
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“Maybe you can help, if anyone is gonna know Cartman’s tit size, it's you!” Kenny enthused, the ginger’s cheeks flushing with color at the comment. “Why do you need to know his tit size?” He demanded hotly, biting the inside of his cheek as he waited for one of them to respond.
“For my new job, silly.” Eric smiled with a tilt of his head, his lover scoffing at the notion.
“You're kidding me, not this again!” He ripped the bra off the chubby man’s chest, shaking it back and forth in front of his face. “You seriously want to make money wearing this crap?!”
Kenny’s eyes bounced between the two of them. “What toxic yaoi shit are you trying to drag me into?” The blonde muttered, finding himself just as confused as Eric was over the redhead's behavior towards the hobby.
“Why not Kahl? What's wrong with it?!” He hoped that the other might finally spit out what was bothering him, body shaking with anticipation as Kyle opened his mouth to say something more.
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- Part 1 of Kyman has infected my brain.
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04 Dec 2025
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Eric Cartman and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Thanksgiving Day by TheStrangerWhoWrites
Fandoms: South Park
28 Nov 2025
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Eric believed it was just another thing they both understood silently. Kyle never questioned him too much about his nightmares; he had yet to bring up saving him from Snooki since it happened. The chubby man had planned to go the rest of his life without fully explaining to his partner all of the times he had been assaulted.
However, like many of his plans, it failed
(Please read the notes for a content warning.)
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- Part 2 of Kyman has infected my brain.
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28 Nov 2025
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“Ever since you came back from fat camp you’ve been weird and everyone acts like I’m crazy but I hate it. Stop being fucking weird, Cartman.”
Cartman sobers immediately and the switch is staggering to Kyle. The false mirth in his eyes dries up leaving cold detachment.
“Too late,” Cartman says cryptically. “Anyway, you couldn’t handle it.”
Kyle’s rage is fading to a cold disappointment. “Just be fucking honest for once, dude.”
“You want honesty?” Cartman tilts his head consideringly. “Fine.”
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08 Nov 2025
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Kyle and Cartman are holed up in Eric's house after zombies start seriously fucking up South Park. It should feel normal enough, but this time, something's different.
For Kyman Horror Cinema Week 2025
Prompt: Guts galoreBookmarked by Maplless
04 Nov 2025