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    Bilbo finds out that dwarves have zero concept of anal sex or rimming and winds up having to explain it to Thorin, to his great embarrassment. Later, the explanation gets more in-depth and eventually gives both Bilbo and Thorin more than they bargained for.

     

    This began as a comical smut one-shot but eventually took on a life of its own as a massive Bagginshield vs Kilbo love triangle. It has become a tale of love, pining, heartbreak, family, and sacrifice. But there is still smut. I'm still me, damnit.

     

    **This was written pre-Desolation of Smaug, based on the film version of The Unexpected Journey and The Hobbit text**

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    The Valar work in mysterious ways.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    After weeks of waiting at Thorin's bedside, Bilbo begins to carve out a place for himself among the people of Erebor, earning their admiration despite his lingering doubts about staying. When Thorin finally awakens, he discovers that his burglar has not only remained steadfast by his side but has also become beloved by the dwarves. Battling his own shame and fear, Thorin must find the courage to show Bilbo that Erebor can be his home - and that Thorin’s heart has always been his.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    After arriving at Beorn's halls, Bilbo is conscripted into helping Óin rebandage Thorin's wounds. And I'm not giving the rest away, except to be appalled at myself for embracing dwarrow humor so. ::facepalms::

    (Previously known as Hurt/Comfort Humor Romance Dwarrow Courting Ritual Fic Which Stubbornly Remains Untitled. Most humble thanks to Darth Stitch, muse wrangler and dear enabler.)

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Shortly after midnight, Bilbo Baggins crept through the halls of Erebor like the burglar he was. If most burglars tended to wear a little more than a dressing gown, it was only because most burglars were out to steal more than a few minutes alone.

    Bilbo sneaks into the baths at night, hoping for a chance to wash up privately. Fortunately, his plans go awry when he sees Thorin already bathing alone. After watching the king for a while, he overcomes his hesitation and joins his friend.

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    11 Jan 2026