LousPrisoner
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After 130 years, Baldur’s life as a royal advisor suddenly takes a turn for the worst; after being chased out of the city he had called home until then and botching an ancient spell, he finds himself in a strange world with the knight Earl, who might just be his least favorite person. And things just keep getting worse, demons, talking cats, Paladins and faceless mages all seem to want to prevent his return home.
Some years later Aleysa is busy trying to defend a once great city from an even greater threat. But then whispers about the return of the Phoenix, long dead gods, start emerging and with two young women coming into their potentially universe ending powers, things get very complicated and dangerous very fast.
updates monthly? Idk life do be life-ing
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Iron Bars and Sunlight by LousPrisoner
Fandoms: Original Work, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 May 2026
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A collection of short stories originally posted on Twitter, but the format over there hurts my eyes.
Some of them Good Omens coded, some of them featuring original characters and some of them related to personal experiences.
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I Was Only Trying to Help You! by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
02 Jun 2026
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"I'm GoInG tO PuT yOu FrEaKs In YoUr PlAcE!"
Caine's emotions exploded— Kinger never imagined that would be possible. The AI was programmed to simulate human emotion for authenticity, but for him to genuinely experience them was not what was ever anticipated.
Caine is hurting. Caine is angry. Caine is malfunctioning, and he is violently lashing out at everyone. Kinger is fast at work, battling against Caine's code to try to stop his turbulent rampage. Everyone is depending on him.
Only, he had been discovered, and Caine doesn't understand. He doesn't understand.
Why is his favorite human hurting him?He doesn't understand. He doesn't take his actions too kindly."Sometimes…the hardest decisions we have to make…involve the people we love."
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Or: While everyone is is subjected to torment, Kinger is discovered with the console in the pillow fort.
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- Part 3 of Kinger-Centric Stories
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07 Jun 2026
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you land badly, but you crash standing by taylor_tut
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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When Rocky wakes up after Adrian, he's relieved they're both alive, but immediately knows that something is off with Grace. He's having trouble breathing, sleeping a lot, and spiking fevers. As much as Grace wants to blame it on lung irritation from the ammonia in Rocky's atmosphere, Rocky knows he's downplaying it, and it's not going to work.
However, before he can actually do anything about it, the ship's power goes out. Taumoeba have gotten into the fuel and eaten all the astrophage, leaving them with no choice but to steal from the beetles.
Which are on the outside of the ship.
Which means two EVAs and a lot of lab work for Grace, all while his condition declines from what's quickly turning into a serious health problem. All Rocky can do is make sure he has what he needs and try to take care of him as best he can from afar, hoping they can get to safety before Grace's health is too fragile to recover.Bookmarked by LousPrisoner
07 Jun 2026
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I'm dying and I'm trying but believe me I'm fine by willoftitanium
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 May 2026
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"Mild sedation will be beneficial to avoid further damage.” Mary says, cool as a cucumber. Right. That sounds good. Great, even.
And there was a needle coming towards me.
Wait."
...Grace has made peace with not going home. Grace has made peace with his choice, and he would choose Rocky every time. Grace has not made peace with what happened to him before he left.
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29 May 2026
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Caine gets mad at scratch (who's still irl) and goes to Kinger (also irl, he's Grant) to rant abt it
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- Part 1 of Caine Office Shenanigans
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22 Apr 2026
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Medical Malpractice (and How to Do It Right) by StaringAtTheEclipse for Sirens_scales
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Feb 2026
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Three days. Three days of power naps in his office and surviving on nothing but energy drinks and coffee. Finally—finally—everything is squared away and Vox can get an actual fucking decent night’s sleep.
So naturally, he has been in his suite for all of ten minutes when he hears his door slide open and the tell-tale thunk of an eleven-foot moth leaning on his door frame.
The sparkly red nurse outfit covered in hearts is an unusual addition though.
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Vox wants to sleep. Valentino wants to play doctor.
Valentino is notoriously bad at taking "no" for an answer.
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07 Mar 2026