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four brothers, one crush, and absolutely zero brain cells to be found by Ms_Trickster
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
25 Apr 2021
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Tim: i need to know what’s the best way to a boy’s heart
Damian: Easy. The best way to someone’s heart is through their ribcage. Everyone knows that.
Damian: Come on Timothy, I expected better from you.
Dick: I-
Dick: Try again
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Tim is having boy troubles.
Tim goes to his brothers for help.
Tim...did not think that plan of action through.
(In which the batbros give Tim advice on relationships, told entirely through texts.)
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- Part 1 of welcome to the land of no brain cells
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20 Jun 2026
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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20 Jun 2026
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There is a gala tonight, and however much Dick has tried, all of Tim's suits just felt... wrong. He knows what he wants, the soft swish of a long skirt around his ankles is all he truly longs for.
But with just a few remaining hours until the gala, he has to both still ask Bruce, and even if he agrees, surely they will not have enough time to actually get a dress that fits him perfectly?Except Tim forgets, A) he is talking to Batman, who can do anything and B) he is talking to his dad, who will do anything (if its for his kids at least).
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17 Jun 2026
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“Replacement.”
Tim freezes, gaze still locked on Jack’s prone, silent form sprawled out on the floor, and pulls the phone back to look at the number.
It’s kind of funny, he thinks hazily. Of course he would accidentally kill his dad and then mistakenly call Jason, of all people.
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17 Jun 2026
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The Improper Handling of a Child (A Case Study in How NOT to Parent, by Jason Todd) by NocturnalAnomaly
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
06 Apr 2026
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Jason planted one foot, grabbed the handle to steady himself, and kicked hard just above the lock.
The door flew inward with a sharp bang, rebounding off the wall.
It wasn’t a room.
It was a cupboard.
And there, crammed into the back corner beneath a row of hanging coats, was a kid.
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Jason finds a young Tim locked in a closet at a gala. He reacts accordingly.
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- Part 2 of Tiny Timmy
- Part 2 of The Wayne Family Social Calendar
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16 Jun 2026