Fandoms
- 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS (11)
- Monsta X (Band) (5)
- GOT7 (2)
- NU'EST (1)
- Stray Kids (Band) (1)
Recent works
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Training Wheels Protocol by wei_yuandao (LongLastingForevermore)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Mar 2025
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As an atheist, Shen Yuan has never been really sure what’s going to be waiting for him once his immune system decides to pack its bags once and for all, leaving him to perish.
When he dies and it turns out his soul has been abducted by a chirpy transmigration SYSTEM that seems pretty set on helping him “fix” the novel he apparently has been yeeted into, Shen Yuan finds himself stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Considering he’s rather fond of not dying again — once is enough, thank you very much —, Shen Yuan is going to have to bullshit his way through life as the head disciple of Qing Jing Peak, and somehow establish himself as a respectable cultivator without giving away the fact that he’s a Gen Z-kid with absolutely no survival skills and even less common sense.
He’s going to con the hell out of this.
(In one way or another).
(He just hopes he doesn’t have to sacrifice what little is left of his dignity to keep his limbs attached to his body…)
Or, alternatively: Shen Yuan dies in a hospital bed, and transmigrates into the dumpsterfire novel his little sister has been raging about.
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hiding from the sunshine (wandering in the shade) by LongLastingForevermore for flokatae (wolfi_sama)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
15 Aug 2023
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"Why the fuck are you followin’ me, kid?” Namjoon growls, applying a little bit more pressure behind his hold on the kid’s throat. His fingers itch with the urge of squeezing more, harder. “Huh? You gonna mug me, is that it?”
“Nuh-no!” the kid chokes out, his hands flaying wildly as he clearly struggles to choose between rising them to show his palms are empty and trying to fight off Namjoon’s tight grip. “Followed— guh— your scent! ‘M like you, I swear I didn’ mean t’ hurt you!”
“My… scent?” Namjoon is so surprised he accidentally tightens his fingers around the other’s throat before releasing him with a yelp when the kid gurgles at the pressure against his windpipe. “Fuck, I’m— Christ, what?”Or, alternatively, the one where everything happens by mistake and Namjoon suffers.
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so kiss me once, then kiss me twice (then kiss me once again) by LongLastingForevermore for wolfi_sama
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, Monsta X (Band)
31 May 2023
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“You know you’re my best friend, right?” he speaks up, turning his head so he can look at Namjoon’s side profile. The string of fairy lights wrapped around the railing of their balcony shines on his face and lightens his black hair into warm shades of browns.
He’s beautiful, and Hyunwoo can’t look away.
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lyrical kamasutra by LongLastingForevermore for wolfi_sama
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, GOT7, Monsta X (Band)
30 May 2022
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It’s four minutes of pure lust, cheekiness, passion and vulnerability until the track abruptly cuts off mid-sentence, as if he suddenly realized he was still recording.
or, alternatively: the long-awaited namwooson pwp (but with a li'l bit of plot, cuz im a soft bitch)
Series
- Part 4 of 몸 (BODY)
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Big Tiddie Committee by LongLastingForevermore
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, K.A.R.D (Band), Pentagon (Korea Band), Stray Kids (Band), Monsta X (Band), SEVENTEEN (Band), NU'EST
15 Mar 2022
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Just guys being dudes.
Literally, just a bunch of swole guys with big tiddies being dudes in a groupchat. Cue shenanigans.
Recent series
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몸 (BODY) by LongLastingForevermore
Fandom GOT7, Monsta X (Band), 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
30 May 2022
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individual one-shots ft horniness and (a certain amount of) body-worship
- Words:
- 17,185
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 11
Recent bookmarks
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Regardless of the Hardships by Ehann
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Mar 2026
- Words:
- 206,221
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 556
Bookmarked by LongLastingForevermore
19 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
when is the last time i sobbed like this???
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Cultivate: Slow Life on a Monster-Infested Mountain by NeonGhostCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2023
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When trying to transfer Shen Yuan from the real world to Proud Immortal Demon Way, the System runs into an error. The transfer is not complete.
Shen Yuan is dropped off at the foot of a mountain aware of two things: he's in the story, and the Shen Qingqiu of this world is not only aware but thinks he tried to possess his body — and he's PISSED. Shen Yuan tries to opt out and live a simple life on what locals tell him is a monster-infested mountain no one in their right mind would bother with.
Sounds like a great hiding spot!
(TL;DR: Stardew Scum Villain
ValleyMountain.)Chapter recaps available here.
💌 Please note I am very behind on replies. I have full intentions of catching up, but my spoons for this are sporadically available. I appreciate them tremendously, always.
Series
- Part 1 of Cultivate (+ Extras)
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When the Ministry informs Harry that they are coming to destroy his wand for defending himself from the dementors that attack him in Little Whinging, Harry knows there's only one path left available to him. He can survive on his own. He knows how. It won't even be that hard. And being on the run in his animagus form makes him a feel a little closer to Sirius, anyway.
At least, he thinks so, until he's picked up by a pet store, sold to a classmate, and brought right back to Hogwarts where the state of things is so bad that he's actually glad he's expelled.
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Harry doesn't Apparate to the roof of his school when running away from Dudley and his gang, but to an empty Grimmauld Place. The house raises him, with some help from Black portraits, and then Harry happens to everyone else.
- Words:
- 63,830
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1,110
Bookmarked by LongLastingForevermore
16 Mar 2026
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Honey Honey - after the war, Marlene McKinnon becomes a Primary School teacher in Surrey. When Harry is moved into her class, she sets out on a mission to make sure he is safe. Inspired by Roald Dahl's Matilda.
The Funny Tricks of Time - a companion fic comprised of multiple PoVs, following Harry pre-Hogwarts, during Hogwarts, and post-Hogwarts.
- Words:
- 58,882
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 260

