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No Lightner welcomes spam into their lives. At best, they tolerate it when it invites itself in. It is put up with. Never wanted.
Reunited, Tenna and Spamton try to build a new life together after the events of Chapter 3.
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- Part 2 of Spamtenna Pieces AU
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12 Jun 2026
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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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Bookmarked by Lirash
12 Jun 2026
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After reconciling, Spamton and Tenna agree to give things one more go.
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23 May 2026
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Set in season 2, after episodes 2 & 3 - Bad Code & Masquerade
Harold and John try to pick up the pieces immediately after Harold's rescue from Root and slowly they begin to heal from their wounds together.
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18 May 2026
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Two years have passed since Spamton received the phone call that ended his days as a Big Shot. Two years spent trying to crawl his way back into the mansion to get his hands on Neo… But the puppet knows how the story goes.
In burning acid he drowns. Tired, Spamton surrenders his strings to the currents… washing up on the shores of a familiar frozen wasteland. TV World. Be it farce or fate, he’s reunited with Tenna.
It changes everything.
(He knows it won’t.)
(But Heaven be damned if he doesn’t try.)Or, as Tenna would put it:
“Whoever hurt my mailman will ☆DIE☆”Series
- Part 3 of Castaway AU
Bookmarked by Lirash
10 May 2026
