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    "Do you lack all etiquette, Rozanov?" He manages to gruff out, though it came out more of a limp whine. "There's a reason everyone puts their clothes in their gym bags..." He complains. He'd narrow his eyes but if they were any more half lidded, they'd be closed.

    Ilya does himself a favor and covers up his nose and mouth with an arm. "And do all omegas follow alphas into the shower?" He counters. "Lack common sense, Hollander." He says thickly.

    Shane's eyes spoke for him louder than his mouth did. They dragged over Rozanov's naked torso, lingered on the tent under his towel, and looked plain desperate when they finally landed on his face. "You lack common sense, Rozanov." It was supposed to be an insult but it came off more childish when it came out panted.
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    A fic where Shane is an omega, Ilya is an alpha. Alphas wear muzzles cause I say so.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    "Don’t cause a scene.” Shane keeps his voice below a whisper, eyes locked on the neckline of Ilya’s practice jersey as he places a hand on his belly. “I think my water just broke or-or I pissed myself- or- I don’t- I don’t know, but I think my contractions today have been real.” Ilya immediately stiffens, lifting his head and looking around with desperate whips of his head from side to side. “Stop– you’re making a scene, stop. It’s fine. Dr. Park said it would take hours with the first baby, even after my water breaks, we have time for you to finish practice.”

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    05 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    A prince stands veiled for sacrifice.
    The knight who has loved him in silence for years chooses ruin over surrender.
    In torchlight and blood spilt, vows are broken, kingdoms are defied, and surrender to claim.

    ONESHOT: with epilogue

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “Baby, you’ll never find someone if you’re that scared of meeting people.”

    “Leave him alone, Rosy,” Jackie waves a hand in the air: “He’ll find someone when he’s ready.”

    “It’s not that—” Shane’s words wobble out like a whisper, like his tongue turned to rubber because of the alcohol.

    Rose is too invested in her thesis to even pay him attention: “I’m just saying! It’s for his health! I don’t think he should be spending all of his heats alone, that’s it. It can’t be healthy.”

    It’s not that—I have this—this thing—

    “I don’t think I can orgasm,” he blurts out.

    Or the one where Shane Hollander, at twenty seven, is the first male-omega captain of the Montreal Metros. Under his belt, he has two Stanley Cups, forty million dollars of net worth and zero orgasms. This must change. (Rose suggests a check up might help). (Jackie knows a great gynecologist downtown).

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    05 Jun 2026