Lemonpoundcake

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    Spencer Reid goes through the trials and tribulations of fatherhood

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    "I love you.

    mmmm. In spite of it all?

    Or because of it."

    -Lucy Lippard

    The story of two people that love each other despite the odds.

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    Whumptober 2021 prompts

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  1. Public Bookmark 68

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    A foot nudges in between his. “Cmon Takahashi, no need to be so nervous.” Johnny almost coos at him as he slots into Kenshi’s steadily opening legs. He taps at Kenshi’s chin to angle his head up towards him, hand sliding up to thumb at his blindfold. “You want this on or off?”

    “Um,” he says intelligently as his mouth goes dry. “Off.”

    Johnny slips his thumb under the fabric and pushes it up and completely off, setting it down somewhere. A heartbeat passes. “I was right when I said your eyes look like bursting fireworks.” He murmurs.

    Lord, what does Kenshi do with this man?

    He swallows hard.

    (Or, Kenshi just trying to hold himself back from telling Johnny he’s horrendously in love with him over the span of a few months. It's a miracle he’s lasted this long)

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Eddie Munson isn't a very good vampire. He doesn't like to hunt and has never bitten a human in the couple of years since being turned. The problem is that animal blood can only sustain him for so long.

    Chicago, Illinois, 1993. Eddie follows the recommendation of another vampire to visit a 'donor,' a human who lets vampires feed off them for a living. What he's not expecting is for said donor to be a ghost from high school past in the shape of Steve Harrington.

    "The price is $50 per bite," Steve explained with what sounded like a well-practiced spiel. "That's teeth breaking skin. You choose where you want to bite, but if it's below the belt I'm charging an extra $20 per bite." He paused for a moment, leveling a scrutinizing gaze on Eddie until the vampire nodded his understanding.

    Steve's eyebrows lifted. "I'm going to need verbal confirmation, please."

    And oh, that tone did something for Eddie. He'd probably be blushing if he had enough blood in his system to reach the right places. As it was, he hadn't had a proper meal in weeks. So he was definitely lacking a human-like complexion.


    Title is from "Dumb" by Nirvana. More details on tags in the notes!

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    14 Jan 2026

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    the perfect vamp eddie fic

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Dean Winchester's life is a mess. She's got about $10 in her wallet, an absent father who spends his time getting wasted in Atlantic City, and a brand new stack of tuition fees needing to be paid. There's also the four jobs, the bills, the fact that her one real friend won't talk to her anymore and Anna Milton driving her up the fucking walls. She just needs to wait it out until June, when she can get a real job and finally get some semblance of peace and calm.

    Castielle Novak's life is perfect. She's got 4.0 GPA, practically guaranteed admission to any school of her choosing and no particular grievances to speak of. Until it all comes crashing down. Now, all she's got is an estranged older brother, a two bedroom apartment, a pile of useless uniforms, and a long list of scheduled appearances in court. All she wants is for things to go back to the way they were. But then Dean Winchester makes her way into her life, with her abrasive language, horrendous clothing and blatant disrespect for authority. And somehow, that's exactly what Castielle needs to realize that some things happen for a reason.

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    21 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    “A ring is a circle. A circle has no beginning and no end. It’s a loop. Our story has no beginning and no end, and we live in our story; therefore, we live in a loop. Therefore, we live in a circle; therefore, we live in a ring; and for that reason, you have given me one.”
    “No,” says Rosencrantz, sadder now. “No.”
    There’s a long pause. Guildenstern shifts his foot. Rosencrantz shifts away.
    “Are you asking me to marry you?” Guil finally asks.

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    Rosencrantz and Guildenstern go off-script. Significantly.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    December 19th, 1334 – Sir Morpheus Oneiros Endelēas and his sister, Teleute de Morte Endelēas, participate in the King's annual Christmas hawking competition. Sir Morpheus, scouring the woods in pursuit, comes across three women – a maiden, a mother, and an old crone – who offer him a strange ruby amulet, a journey to the future, and a Christmas quest whose details are a little fuzzy. With only a warning that his failure will doom him to a lifetime in the future, Sir Morpheus is suddenly thrown smack into Nottingham, 2022.

    December 19th, 2022 – Hob Gadling, a high school history teacher in Nottingham, driving his son, Robyn, and family friends Rose and Jed Walker, to the opening of the town's Christmas castle, hits a medieval knight with his car.

    Hijinks ensue.

    (A direct rip of Netflix's The Knight Before Christmas" inspired, encouraged, enabled by, and Christmas-gifted to the wonderful @fishydwarrows on Tumblr <3)

    ART BY FISHY: CH 2

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    27 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    (the sound of a heart exploding)