Le_Chien_Bleu
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- The Libertines (8)
- The Mighty Boosh (TV) (1)
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Future fic, in which Carl finds himself with a lot of spare rooms and an unexpected house guest. Chaos, crashing typewriters, jam and fluff follow.
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One-shot. Peter has a late-night visitor to his hotel room. Musings on prettiness and love and sex. Mostly sex.
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AU fic, set in BDSM-Universe (a land where domination/submission is the default expression of sexuality, and everyone has an innate preference). Peter Doherty is a switch, because anything else would be too simple. Carl Barat is a sub and he's not happy about it. The boys are Secret Service Agents for the British Government.
100% fiction. Based very lightly on RL counterparts; I have appropriated some RL situations, places, people etc. They continue to belong to their original owners and I promise to put everything back where I found it. I mean no harm. I come in slashy peace.
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One-shot about Peter and Carl and cats. Future fic/ AU. Light angst and humour, with a fluffy ending.
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Crossover fic: The Libertines meet The Mighty Boosh. It's a quiet day in the Zooniverse when a new creature arrives. The lesser spotted Barat, a ferocious beast with a taste for bananas and tall guitarists... Ridiculous AU fluff.
The Mighty Boosh remains the property of Noel Fielding/ Julian Barratt. The Libertines remain their own. I promise to put everything back where I found it.
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The Shane Hollander Thing by fandom_commitment_issues
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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Cliff Marlow has been on Boston’s team with Ilya Rozanov for the last seven years.
Last week, he figured out the Shane Hollander thing.*** Now with a 2nd Chapter of Shane's *slightly* more serious POV***
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01 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov's Guide to Reinforcing the Closet by pink_starfish
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Apr 2026
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“Are you… are you saying that you want to be in a relationship with Shane Hollander?” The room held a sort of tension, like everyone in it was holding their breath, waiting for Ilya to vehemently deny it.
The reporter had taken his words in the complete opposite way than Ilya had meant them, but he supposed he was too committed to stop now. “Of course not.”
“Of course.” The reporter parroted, laughing nervously.
“Obviously, we are already in a relationship.”
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In Ilya’s rookie season, he impulsively jokes about dating Shane to an invasive reporter. Then, he just… keeps doing it, since publicly announcing it enough times that everyone writes it off as a joke is a great way to hide a clandestine relationship.
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01 Jun 2026
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“Look,” Shane says over the phone. “Mistakes were made.”
“Mistakes,” Ryan repeats.
“I’ve got myself in a pickle.”
“What have you handcuffed yourself to?” Ryan asks, cutting to the chase and there’s a pointed pause from Shane on the other end. Ryan actually has to check to make sure the call hasn’t dropped.
“That’s not important,” Shane eventually says.
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01 Jun 2026
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“...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”
“It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.
Fuck his fucking life.
“You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”
“Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”
Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.
Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.
(when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)
(...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)
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01 Jun 2026
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“Just-” Ilya starts, intending to tease, the offer of a massage more about getting Hollander back in a more relaxed headspace than anything else, but then the wire-tight tension in the muscles under his fingers registers, and he frowns, pressing testingly before making a noise of disapproval. “Fuck, Hollander, you are secretly doing crime or what?”
“What?” Hollander asks, confused, starting to lift his head before Ilya pushes it back down absently, focused now on feeling out the knots Hollander seems to be completely made of. He’s felt tension in Hollander’s shoulders before, usually during coaxing little squeezes while coaching him through learning how to deep throat, but he’s always written it off as nerves from learning something new.
Now he wonders if Hollander is just nerves, period.
(the "ilya massages shane" fic inspired by hudson saying that playing shane made him sore because he was so tense all the time)
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31 May 2026