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    In which Sasuke uses Orchimaru's 'timetravel?' jutsu and they end up going sideways instead of back.

    This world's a fucked up mess of surveillance and black/white morality with a stupid fixation on heroes (whatever they are). But hey, he's got Naruto with him. So he's come out the winner regardless.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Naruto is a girl that everyone seems to forget is a girl. She chooses not to correct those around her and to just accept being thought of as a boy. When a terrible thing is done to her and Naruto ends up a mother, her life is forever changed. She is determined to keep the baby a secret or risk her being taken away.

    How will she balance being a ninja all while keeping those around her in the dark about who she really is and what happened to her? And how is she going to deal with Sasuke finding out all her secrets?
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    “Who’s baby is that!” Sasuke yelled a bit louder in frustration.

    “Mine!” Naruto yelled back, startling them both with the admission.

    “Yours” Sasuke repeated, voice empty with shock.

    Naruto spun, baby still in arm and a glare in place once again, “mine” she confirmed, voice not weavering in the slightest.

    Sasuke fell back slightly, hand coming up to run through his hair. He whispered ‘yours’ under his breath slightly before cracking his head up to stare daggers at Naruto, “how did you get a baby?”

    “Do I have to teach you about the birds and the bees?” Naruto spat, bouncing the Baby slightly while meeting Sasuke’s gaze head on.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    In which Sasuke's response to learning time-travel is possible is to try going back just that little bit further.

    And overshooting the runway.

    By a lot.

    The ancestors may be giving him hell, but at least he's got Naruto with him.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    The war was over. Sasuke was still an idiot, but they were mostly getting over that. Everyone else was just trying to get back to some semblance of normalcy in the era after facing the Juubi and losing so much. Hatake Kakashi never wanted to be Hokage, but that's what he became. With that comes enemies.

    During an ambush, Naruto jumps in front of a jutsu that would tear his former sensei's soul from his body. The jutsu begins to tear Kurama away instead. In a desperate bid to save both his and Naruto's life, Kurama does something almost as unpredictable as his host. He tries to send them back in time a day. This would have worked fine, except Kurama might have...overshot things a bit.

    Oh, wow, is that a chibi Naruto running around? What year is it again?

    Jiraiya begins hearing rumors of a man called the "Lost Uzumaki" that has made a seismic debut on the shinobi world stage. The only thing is that S-class nin don't just pop out of nowhere...usually. Jiraiya is sent to track down the nin and determine his loyalties. His new life depends on a good impression. The good thing is that Uzumaki Naruto's true superpower is his ability to talk even the most unwilling into submission. Meet Uzumaki Kuniharu!

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    02 Jun 2026

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    After being alive for thousands of years, Kurama thought that he’d seen the depths of humanity’s idiocy long before he ever was forced into bondage at the hands of an idealistic idiot and his seal-master of a wife.

    Given the current situation surrounding his latest jailor clearly he’d been wrong.

    Considering how high that bar was before the latest clusterfuck he was witness to while bound and contained inside an insignificant human – fleshies, he’d never understand how they functioned with all their oozing and shedding and blech, give him good clean chakra any day – it was almost impressive.

    Almost.

    If the reason for their current idiocy wasn’t something as fucking idiotic as human politics and as ridiculous as taking wrongful revenge on an innocent human-kit, that was.

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    Kurama is done with humans, his vessel clearly wasn't being taken care of, and Naruto ends up raised away from Konoha by a skulk of spirit foxes and one very grumpy fox bijuu who has issues with intermittent bouts of rage against humans in general and idiotic seal masters in particular.

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    30 May 2026