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Help, There’s a Starfish on the Roof! by dtnvrr4
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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Kaveh had been clear. No poetic wording. No room for misunderstandings. No room for miscommunication.
“I don’t see you that way,” Alhaitham replied flatly.
Wow. So straightforward. So concise. Zero social etiquette.
The heartbreak had not even settled in yet and Kaveh already wanted to throw him off the building.
Cyno @tcg_pharaoh:
why is alhaitham on the roofTighnari @actual_leader:
what roof?? like about to jump??Cyno @tcg_pharaoh:
no he’s lying down flat like a starfish on the cement and just staring at the skyStar_Airbnb @star_villas:
🔗 StarFish Rooftop Villa, 2Bedroom, 1.5 Bathroom with View(or: Kaveh was the one who got rejected by Alhaitham, so why is his junior acting like a tragically abandoned stray cat?)
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11 Jun 2026
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Alhaitham’s agency throws him into a livestream dating show. As expected, he rejects everyone. Rudely.
“Name a key scientist involved in the laws of thermodynamics.”
“Newton?”
“What is your stance on Dialectic of Enlightenment?”
“Dia-what?”
“Name a philosopher. As an advantage, a dead one.”
“...”
“Next.”It shouldn't have been as surprising when someone finally snaps.
“Do you even know the answers to these questions, or are you just waiting for someone to say Ibn al-Haytham to boost your own ego?”
Or: The internet is privy to Alhaitham falling in love on camera.
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06 May 2026
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Like Haitham would even care, Kaveh almost says, before remembering that the whole point is making everyone think Al-Haitham would, in fact, care.
“Oh, he’ll show up, all right,” he says instead. “He’s going to show up so hard, you don’t even know. Because he cares. So much. About me.”
His abductors trade looks with each other.
“Why do you think he’s into him?” the first man whispers, perfectly audible.
The other shrugs. “Maybe the ex-Acting Grand Sage likes blondes?”
Or: After the truth of his living situation finally gets out to the rest of Sumeru, Kaveh knows he has only one way to protect his reputation: convince everyone that he and Al-Haitham are married.
Too bad he never realized the risk of being the former Acting Grand Sage’s wife.
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05 May 2026
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"Even now, her junior sees right through her as she had all those years ago. Her perception has only strengthened with time. That is why Kaveh doesn’t bother to save face now. How could she? She’s lost all of it at this point; Al-Haitham knows every part of her. Knows that she was homeless, knows that she is in debt, knows her anger, her joy, and her irrationality. And despite all of that, with all of what makes Kaveh so difficult to be around, Al-Haitham still came to pick her up.
I love you, Kaveh wishes to say.
Instead, she says, “I got my period last night and the pain is really, really terrible this time around.”
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19 Apr 2026
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男保姆 — nán bǎo mǔ
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A young (usually very attractive) male nanny, who will cook, clean, and do chores for you.Kaveh is flattered that he qualifies, but isn't sure dealing with this particular client was in his job description. What's the deal with soup anyway?
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20 Nov 2025